I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
(Source: perfectioninimperfection, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it
(Source: grlwrld, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why
(Source: 9345jidfklm894, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."
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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)
i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing
(via retconcorps)
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I should not be left in charge of stuff like this, I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid, period.
(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)
guardians + quotes from the comics
(Source: byfrost, via fuckyeahguardiansofthegalaxy)
okay hear me out aromantic natasha who as a ~thing~ with clint and every time somebody asks them to define their relationship natasha raises an eyebrow while clint makes vaguely exasperated hand gestures
#all i can think of is clint waving around a coffee pot and making noncommittal noises then flapping his hands near his chest then shrugging and chugging the coffee pot #and natasha’s like ‘yeah that exactly’
(Source: veganthranduil, via dadnetos)
i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys
Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff
has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.
BUNNIES HOP
“Walking is so tedious, how do you do it?”
“Leaping about is undignified and exhausting. It’s beneath me.”
“Unless you’re chasing the red dot.”
“I KEEP MY HOME LIFE AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE SEPARATE.”This made my day
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