Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

i took

a shower

(Source: cyberbees, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

(Source: doncasterlyrock, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

I’m British and I can’t even make a nice cup of tea

(Source: sharklesbian, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

• Redheads
• The entire state of Rhode Island
• Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
• Pacific Islanders
• Australia

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note

and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

oMGGGG

pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

(Source: sharkpilot, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

stylesxhealy:

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

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