thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

second-breakfast:

can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER

He just wants to pet all the things

And teach people about strange and interesting magical animals

And be good to people

Hagrid is the actual most hug-able and lovely teacher at Hogwarts okay <3

(Source: remusjohnslupin, via bleedingwillow96)

  • book ginny: keep your head in the game, potter! *hits him with bludger*
  • movie ginny: *awkwardly ties harry's shoelace for no apparent reason*
yienyip:
“ My contribution to the one of my new favourite movies, Guardians of the Galaxy featuring Gamora and Groot. Also available as a print that is 8” by 10” and is printed on a velum like paper here.
Also located at deviant art
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yienyip:

My contribution to the one of my new favourite movies, Guardians of the Galaxy featuring Gamora and Groot. Also available as a print that is 8” by 10” and is printed on a velum like paper here.

Also located at deviant art

(via fuckyeahguardiansofthegalaxy)

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

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ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

8oo:

8oo:

8oo:

fun story when i was little sam i always dreamt of growing up and living on my own so i could buy bags and blocks of cheese and eat the whole thing and that day has finally come

image

dream it want it do it

i have made a grave mistake

“Did you stay up all night, eating cheese?”

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somente-essa-noite:
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

naamahdarling:

rockees:

a ferocious beast

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

This makes every day a better, brighter, happier sort of day :D

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loving-taehyung:

“We, of that time, are no longer the same…”

(via fuckyeahjosswhedon)

blasfemme:
“ Guys. Seriously. I just rambled on an email chain about this but seriously.
Give me all the Darcy and Thor are bros fic. Tell me about them discussing all the hot ladies and gents they’re surrounded by while living in the tower. Give me...

blasfemme:

Guys. Seriously. I just rambled on an email chain about this but seriously.

Give me all the Darcy and Thor are bros fic. Tell me about them discussing all the hot ladies and gents they’re surrounded by while living in the tower. Give me the stories where they’re not banging each other but slamming down beers together. Spin me tales of Darcy and Thor food adventures exploring NYC. Yarns of getting kicked out of dive bars. Thor being Darcy’s wingman. Darcy introducing Thor to snap chat. Darcy’s instagram being more popular than Tony’s because of all the pictures of Thor and puppies/Thor and kittens/Thor looking in delight at the tree all lit up at Christmas.

Ugh. They totally share an IG account. Of shenanigans.

She plans his stag night.

They have a secret handshake.

They disappear for a weekend (Jane sort of notices but she busy like answering the Questions of Science. Plus she knows how truelove5ever she and Thor are. Plus Darcy respects the relatively monogamous bond she and Thor have. Darcy appreciates the pretty of both Jane and Thor separately and together but dating him? Pass. ) and neither of them speak of the happenings that happen but. There are matching bro tattoos that come out of that weekend and possibly an international incident.

Platonic friendmates for life, yo.

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