bongprince:

constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”

(via dadnetos)

wisesnail:
“ “I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”
Prints on my Society6! C:
”

wisesnail:

“I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.”

Prints on my Society6! C:

(via fuckyeahguardiansofthegalaxy)

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: dayleg, via dadnetos)

fragilegifts:

Sometimes recovery is waking up early to write in coffee shops and practicing yoga and eating lots of fruit and chocolate and sometimes it’s staying in bed all day and hiding from the world until you can stop crying. All of this is okay. What’s important is that you take care of yourself no matter what kind of day you’re having.

(via dadnetos)

fuckyeahdarcylewis:
“ blandmarvelheadcanons:
“ The reason Jane decided to go out on a date after Thor vanished was because Darcy threatened to hire male strippers on her birthday.
”
you know this screams fic, right?
”

fuckyeahdarcylewis:

blandmarvelheadcanons:

The reason Jane decided to go out on a date after Thor vanished was because Darcy threatened to hire male strippers on her birthday.

you know this screams fic, right?

(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

I love the term “partners”.
Are we dating?
Are we robbing a bank?
Do we run a legal firm?
Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
Who knows.

(via dadnetos)

theavengers-headcanons:

82. steve and bucky make everyone marathon the lord of the rings and the hobbit movies. darcy goes around for days calling clint “legolas” and pretending to be gollum.

(via fuckyeahdarcylewis)