why are all my friends so hot i cant handle this
(Source: dadnetos)
me flirting: if aliens came to our planet and demanded a perfect specimen of the human species I would give you to them
(Source: phaserbeams, via dadnetos)
reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url
gonna do all wish me luck
(Source: versaceloui, via dadnetos)
Quote of the Day
(an ambassador had remarked on the fact that the president blacked his own boots) Of course I do. Whose boots do you black?
–Abraham Lincoln
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
now i feel like ive actually accomplished something today thank u ily
I have these saved on my phone
(via bleedingwillow96)
Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
F
Look at this fucking space apple.
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
(via dadnetos)
"At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?"
— Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings - meetingsinthedesert
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