captainswanismyendgame:

panharmonium:

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets

I can’t stop laughing at how true this post is

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lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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fat-little-dinos:
“ sharpington:
“ the littlest gryphon
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ADORABLE
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@littlestartopaz This reminds me strongly of that doodle you did of the Starlight griffin with my icon.

fat-little-dinos:

sharpington:

the littlest gryphon

ADORABLE

@littlestartopaz  This reminds me strongly of that doodle you did of the Starlight griffin with my icon.

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pikestaff:

no beta readers we publish our crap writing like men

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So I’m all of four episodes into Borgias, and I’ve got an important question.

WHERE is my fic taking ruthless advantage of Cesare’s need for power and Micheletto’s utter loyalty?  With the two of them having sex with deeply fucked-up power dynamics and probably a lot of unnerving knife imagery?  About how Micheletto goes to his knees and does what Cesare commands because Cesare in his rich robes and wolf-smile is all the God Micheletto needs or wants, and about how Cesare knows that Micheletto could kill him in a heartbeat and would still place a straight razor in Micheletto’s hand and offer up his throat to be shaved with absolute knowledge that Micheletto won’t even nick the skin?  About how Cesare could put a knife to Micheletto’s chest and Micheletto wouldn’t even flinch?

WHERE IS IT.

Anonymous asked: So I just went and saw Hidden Filigures and holy fuck is it a good movie. It is so amazing and I am in love

MY DESIRE TO SEE THAT MOVIE IS SO REAL.  I’m gonna make it happen, I just don’t have time right now because houseguests.

Head Canon: The Avengers and Interviews

scifigrl47:

scifigrl47:

Anonymous asked:  Okay, after the Fox News incident, I have to ask, how do the Avengers do on press interviews?

The Avengers are made up of a sharp-tongued billionaire with a short fuse, an easily insulted God, a traumatized scientist with BREATHTAKING anger management issues, a sullen and smart mouthed sniper, a spy with a cloaked past and the ability to kill with a look and Steve Rogers.

How the hell do you think interviews go?

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harry potter books rated by mcgonagall

  • sorcerer's/philosopher's stone: cries for james and lily, also absolutely cannot believe that dumbledore is leaving a baby on a porch in england in november. 8/10
  • chamber of secrets: condescends lockhart into going into the chamber alone, then turns around and is like "great so that got rid of him" 10/10
  • prisoner of azkaban: "you look to be in perfect health to me, potter, so i'm sure you won't mind me setting you homework. i assure you that if you die, you need not hand it in." bamf. says "not today" to the god of death." 11/10
  • goblet of fire: there's that one time she puts a hand on harry's shoulder while her voice shakes. lov it lov her. 9/10
  • order of the phoenix: unfortunately is part of the union of "adults denying traumatized harry any information." this, however, is offset by "have a biscuit, potter." 7/10
  • half-blood prince: in her temporary stint as headmistress, she gets more done than dumbledore did in fifty years. amazing. 100/10
  • deathly hallows: OH BOY. TALK SHIT GET HIT. MCGEE IN THE HOUSE HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP. 10000/10

idiopathicsmile:

the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises

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Tags: writing

the-queen-of-thedas:

my-fair-ladybug:

my-fair-ladybug:

Writing is zipping along through six pages in under an hour and then getting stuck on a single transition sentence for three weeks.

when the fuck did this get notes 

While you were pondering over the transition sentence

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