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Anonymous asked: TALK TO ME ABOUT FURIOSA I LOVE HER SO MUCH
So I’ve been planning a fic for a while and I was gonna just write it here but then I realized that HA this is an ask and you seem too nice for me to dump a few (like maybe ten) thousand words in here. So instead here are some headcanons for the fic I am writing where Max is the immortal unaging fey avatar of the desert who fetches up at people’s doorsteps and loses himself in months and lonely years without water or company, and is delighted to find Furiosa, who is growing into the immortal unaging fey avatar of green places and oases.
that’s got to be the best pirate i’ve ever seen (5/?)
#GOD I LOVE ELIZABETH SWANN SO MUCH#SHE IS WHY I WATCH THESE MOVIES#JUST LOOK AT THAT THRUST OF HER JAW AS SHE SMIRKS ‘KING’#AND WHEN SHE SHOUTS TO HOIST THE COLORS#LOOK AT THAT GIRL’S FACE AND TELL ME SHE SHOULDN’T BE THE PIRATE KING#ELIZABETH SWANN IS MORE OF A PIRATE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS SERIES#EVERYTHING SHE WANTS SHE STEALS IN BLOOD AND GUNPOWDER AND STEEL#WILL TURNER JACK SPARROW THE BLACK PEARL HER HUSBAND HER LOVER HER HOME HER CHILD#EVERYTHING IS HERS BECAUSE SHE SAYS SO#IT IS POSSIBLE I WOULD BE WILLING TO WRITE FIC FOR POTC IF SOMEONE WANTED#IT WOULD BE A LOVE LETTER TO ELIZABETH AND THE BOYS PROBABLY WOULDN’T SHOW UP MUCH#BUT LET’S BE REAL ELIZABETH IS WHAT MATTERS HERE (x)
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I was honestly expecting a smaller number.
Tag your MBTI type and how much shit you have together.
INTP- 44% of my shit is together.
INTP- 51% fuck yeah
48%…… huh
INTP - 66%
ENTJ - 56%
The workout questions screwed me up.
38….Intj..
ISFP 51%
ENFP 51%
ENTP: 77%
Sp dom life represent
ENTP: 65%
INFP 77%! Which is odd because the stereotype is that we stink at having our shit together. But my shit is all together in one nice pile apparently XD
ISFP
How together is your shit?
You Got: You have your shit 57% together!
You’re halfway there! Some parts of your life are really sorted, but there are other parts that need more work. That’s ok, you’re getting there! But don’t put off or be too scared to handle the bigger stuff like finances.ENTJ
83% together
INFJ - 77%
INTJ with 82%
Apparently I am a bona fide adult.
I notice they did not ask “How many items of Rogue One merch did you impulse buy today” because I think that would have lowered my score.
(Source: mbti-dork, via notahotlibrarian)
Anonymous asked: Okay so I'm super into weird, sort of fucked up interpersonal/political(/sexual?) dynamics so NEEDLESS TO SAY a lot of what you've said about Borgias sounds pretty up my alley, but can you give me a rundown before I sit down and burn through three seasons? Also, is it on Netflix, and if no, where can I find it?
The Borgias is AMAZING, ON NETFLIX, AND FULLY AND 110% MY JAM, but that said it is super niche and I am super niche which is why I love it so. I will attempt to give you the rundown objectively!
Things the Borgias contains:
-crazy renaissance political intrigue
-apparently the marketing slogan for the show was “the original crime family”, which is 100% true. There’s a very heavy mafia family vibe, and it’s not just because they’re Italian.
-brother/sister incest. Incest between consenting adults, but incest all the same. (Also, to be fair: the incest Vibes start when Lucrezia is still fifteen, although the characters don’t do anything about it until years later.)
-very graphic violence. Think Game of Thrones and Hannibal? (Although with a few exceptions I think the violence skews more GoT than Hannibal.)
-multiple graphic rape scenes. They’re not filmed super grossly, in that awful Game of Thrones way, but they’re still graphic rape scenes.
-non-graphic yet still deeply disturbing medieval torture!
-three (3) canonically queer characters, one of whom is in a major supporting role
-so much murder
-so. much. murder.
-queer sex scenes, although you have to wait a while for them
-sex scenes featuring Cesare Borgia and Lucrezia Borgia, which is AMAZING
-sex scenes featuring Jeremy Irons, which is less amazing, even as I actually really love his lecherous pope
-for a while, Luke Pasquilano being often shirtless
-Giulia Farnese’s legs, which are Quality Legs
-a badass warrior queen who at one point throws her dress up and threateningly flashes her map of tasmania at her enemiesI feel like this is more or less the objective rundown? The unobjective rundown goes like this:
The Borgias contains:
-MICHELETTO CORELLA, LIGHT OF MY LIFE
-CESARE BORGIA, FIRE OF MY LOINS
-LUCREZIA BORGIA, MY SIN MY SOUL
-DECADENT AND LUSH CATHOLIC ICONOGRAPHY (IE PEARL-STUDDED CRUCIFIXES AND BLOOD-RED CARDINAL’S VELVET AND GIMME THEM GOLD COINS GIMME THEM COINS)
-GOOD PEOPLE DOING TERRIBLE THINGS FOR LOVE
-BAD PEOPLE DOING TERRIBLE THINGS FOR LOVE
-GOOD PEOPLE BETRAYING THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE BECAUSE OF THEIR TERRIBLE AMBITION
-BAD PEOPLE BETRAYING THE PEOPLE THEY LOVE BECAUSE OF THEIR TERRIBLE LOYALTY
-EVERYONE BETRAYING GOD AND DESPERATELY WANTING GOD AT THE SAME TIME. THEIR FAITH AND THEIR TERRIBLE LOVE LIVES FOLLOW SIMILAR TRAJECTORIES.
-LUCREZIA’S SMALL SHARP ODDLY FRIGHTENING PEARLY TEETH
-CESARE CALLING MICHELETTO “MY SWEET ASSASSIN”
-MICHELETTO BENDING OVER A LITERAL RACK AND CALMLY ORDERING CESARE TO BEAT HIM
-CESARE’S OVERWHELMED AND HUNGRY EYES
-LUCREZIA’S SULKY MOUTH AND CHILD’S HANDS AND EQUALLY HUNGRY EYES
-PEOPLE SO TERRIBLE THAT WHEN THEY ARE GOOD, THEIR GOODNESS SEEMS TRANSCENDANT
-I HATE, I LOVE, I DON’T KNOW WHY IT HAPPENS, BUT I BURN.
GODDAMN, I AM SOLD.
if a girl is making you uncomfortable, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY IT.
fucking crush the stereotype that men are always supposed to “want it”
It’s really such a sad idea. I remember once with my ex, I was kissing him when we were in bed, and it started getting more heated, but I could tell it felt different. I stopped and asked if he wanted to carry on, and he said yes, but I knew him well. I had to ask again before he admitted he wasn’t really feeling it at the time. It just made me feel so bad and so upset for him. I think there’s more pressure on men to be sexual. Men love sex, they’d never want to turn it down, if they do it’s unmanly, it’s gay, it’s girly. It’s something ingrained into them from such a young age. It’s terrible and wrong. They think they have no right to not want sex.
Not all men have sky-high sex drives. I doubt any man in the world wants sex 100% of the time. It’s fine to reject it in any situation, whether a planned one night stand or a committed relationship. It’s fine to change your mind before or halfway through.
Men, it is FINE for you to not want sex, and it is FINE to say no if you want to. In fact, please do. It’s not guaranteed the other person will be able to sense your discomfort.
All of this. It’s always okay to say no, or wait, or maybe not right now or whatever it is you’re feeling.
Forever reblog.
It is always okay to say No, for any reason, and at any point.
Your feelings *always* matter.
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the first time chirrut touches bazes face is before they even start dating and when hes done he kinda laughs and says “i didnt need to do that. i already knew you were handsome” and baze doesnt sleep for 3 days bc hes still thinking about it
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Anonymous asked: #9, The Secret
Short opinion: This is one of those books where the only thing more terrifying than the alien invasion is the planet the aliens are trying to invade.
Long opinion:
Although it’s not my favorite of the series, this book has a lot of really cool moments, both light (Marco referencing the Ramones, Cassie’s dad making her pick up the skunk, GRAPE JUICE) and dark (Cassie’s panic after killing the termite queen, everyone’s near-death in the logging camp battle). This plot also nicely resolves the question of why the yeerks aren’t doing more to find the “andalites” allegedly living in the area through showing that, although humans might destroy forests and shoot skunks, humans also do a lot to protect their own planet.
Another thing I love about this book: Marco and Jake’s interaction. It only gets mentioned a few times in this book (and comes up again a couple times later in the series), but one of my favorite Little Things from the series is Marco and Jake’s ongoing Batman vs. Spider-Man debate. I am really fascinated that Jake argues in favor of Batman and Marco is so in favor of Spider-Man, given that Jake is a tactician who fights primarily through quick hit-and-run attacks (like Spider-Man) whereas Marco is a strategist who fights by thinking ahead of his opponents and coming up with creative ways to have them solve his problems for him (like Batman). Maybe it’s a matter of mutual respect for one another’s abilities, or a tendency to discount their own abilities. After all, Marco tends to describe his strategic perspective as “simple” and “clear,” whereas Jake continuously underestimates his impact on the team no matter what it is.
Then again, maybe Jake is such a fan of Batman because Bruce Wayne is (like him) a pensive, privileged justice-fighter focused on working hard to teach himself the skills he needs to be effective at his job. And maybe Marco sees himself in Spider-Man, since Peter Parker’s a goofy kid who gets thrown into a situation way over his head and spends the next several years flailing around trying to rise to the occasion. Or maybe they just played too many arcade games. Maybe they just need to watch this.
The other scene from this book that I really love is the one where Jake finds Cassie after she falls asleep in skunk morph protecting the baby skunks and he yells at her for being careless. She tells him she wants out of the war and that humans suck so much they might as well get taken over by yeerks; Jake calmly shuts her down when offers to go explain to Tom that he deserves to be enslaved by the yeerks according to Cassie’s philosophy. Cassie tells Jake that she’s saving the baby skunks no matter what, to which Jake responds that in that case they’d better recruit the whole team.
I love this scene for a couple different reasons. For one thing, it’s refreshing to see Cassie being wrong for once. In the series as a whole and in this book in particular there are several moments where she makes relatively dumb decisions that end up working out for her anyway (trusting Aftran, refusing to help with Taylor’s plan, letting Tom’s yeerk take the morphing cube, letting Aftran infest her, etc). In this instance, however, Cassie nearly gets herself trapped in morph over some baby skunks, and she risks her friends’ lives when just a few minutes ago she was angry with Tobias for killing to survive. She’s wrong, and both she and Jake acknowledge it.
This scene is also one of the many reasons I ship Cassie and Jake: they call each other out on bad decisions and resolve their differences of opinion through talking things out. Jake is wrong to dismiss Cassie’s concerns about the logging permits, as he freely admits later in the book. Cassie is wrong to tell Jake that the fight doesn’t matter in a universe this brutal when (unlike him) she doesn’t have any loved ones on the line in this war. They discuss their differences of opinion and resolve them.
Not only do they discuss their disagreement openly, but they also both make concessions. Cassie agrees that she needs to be a lot more careful in the future, especially with morphing time limits. Jake agrees that (even though he doesn’t see the point) they’ll “save the lousy skunks” (#9). They listen to each other and find a solution. It’s a pattern that comes up several more times over the course of the series: Jake and Cassie are the only ones willing to tell each other when one of them is wrong, but always do so in a way that avoids polarization or passive aggression. (Rachel and Tobias do not do nearly as well with this kind of conflict resolution when the circumstances arise, but that’s a whole other can of yeerks I’m not going to open here.)
Jake and Cassie might not have a perfect relationship—it doesn’t even survive the war, and its passion pales in comparison to what Rachel and Tobias have—but they also have a healthy relationship. Jake mentions a few times that the only time he feels able to drop the whole “I’m the leader, I feel no pain” act is when he’s alone with Cassie. Cassie agonizes over every major decision they make but also never stops trusting that Jake knows what he’s doing when he makes a tough call. Their arguments don’t have a single winner, and involve both of them openly confronting each other with their own points of view. They work to understand each other, since there are a lot of things they do not have in common, and that work might make for less melodrama but also makes for better communication.
Final note: the motif of Visser Three doing dumb shit and none of the human-controllers in the immediate vicinity who must know better correcting him comes up here. It’s another one of those Little Things that K.A. Applegate uses to speak volumes about why the yeerks lost the war just as much as the Animorphs won it. This book shows that it’s a bad idea to behead subordinates who disagree with you, because then you end up surrounded by sycophants who never once mention that you just dyed yourself purple for no reason.
What is it?
A couple of cuttlefish, so that’s pretty cool.
… an evil space fascist with a planet-busting superweapon? Mkay. Do I get to look like him too?
BULBASAUR BULBA!!!!!!!! (I would especially like to get those teeny tiny cute fangs yes please.)
My current background is me dressed as Grantaire, so…I get the powers of alcohol tolerance, verbosity, and cynicism.
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