sept-huit-stayalive:
solitarelee:
theartofallstars:
w-na-sou-gamhhhsw:
pa-ra-noi-a:
what-a-brave-little-ant-you-are:
niwse-me-ligo:
condomat:
pewdiepiesfanblog:
infinite-angels:
hinterland-x:
ppessimistin:
sightless-behavior:
floorcatcher:
sightless-behavior:
4lienmatt:
sightless-behavior:
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
only 2 more years.
Only 8 months
4 months to go
4 fuckimg days..
3 days
omg
I thought OP had made this post “when drunk” a few days ago not 3 years lmao wtf
ALMOST. THERE.
(Source: dismisses, via lupinatic)
Clint’s perspective of meeting Natasha in
that one soulmate AU, for @littlestartopaz.
Clint’s soulmark curves under the line of his collarbone, in tiny,
precise handwriting. And
it’s…interesting. It’s in Russian, he
learns that real quick as a kid, and when he’s seven, still living at home with
his parents and his brother, he finds out that one of his teachers speaks the
language. He rushes up to her the very
next day and explains, hasty and stammered, and she smiles kindly, offering to
translate it for him.
He pulls down the collar of his shirt—he sees her eyes drag on the
hand-shaped bruise on his wrist, but she doesn’t say anything—and she leans
down to read his words.
“Let’s see,” she says, and reads out the Russian words. Clint tries to memorize the sound of it, so
that he’ll know his soulmate when they meet him. “Oh,” the teacher says quietly, and smooths
his shirt back over his mark. “Listen,
baby, I don’t think it’s anything you need to worry about just yet, okay?”
“What does it say?”
She gives him a smile, sort of grim and sad and confused, and says, “I’m
sorry, baby, I’m not going to tell you.
You don’t need that on your conscience today.”
Keep reading
sauntervaguelydownward:
showerthoughtsofficial:
When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.
It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment
(Source: reddit.com, via littlestartopaz)
