bakasara:

bob-belcher:

reasons why Halloween is the best holiday:

  • you are not obligated to visit your relatives
  • you are not obligated to get gifts for anybody
  • people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than it’s Halloween
  • it’s the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to go out in public dressed as a penguin
  • spoopy

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Tags: halloween

butim-justharry:

household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.

for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”

reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags

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gentlellama:
“ Life lessons from the Captain.
”

gentlellama:

Life lessons from the Captain.

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the44thpilot:

cmnedark:

led-sbian:

my-patronus-is-a-computer:

there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.

your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.

your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.

Yes! Just make something to look forward to

Okay but this is honestly true.

One of the closest times I came to committing suicide was when I was home alone for the weekend a few years ago. The reason I didn’t?

No one else was there to feed the cat until Monday. 

That’s it. That’s all that saved me. 

See, this is such good advice, because it can put you in the frame of mind that you need to be in to combat depression. Even things that seem little, like, “My plant will die if I don’t water it,” or “I’m the only one that takes out the trash, anyways” are examples of how you’re needed and valuable, even appreciated.

There are people out there that need you and love you. Stay alive friend, because it is so worth it.

(Source: sepulchritude, via littlestartopaz)

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Aaron Tveit and George Blagden both read passages of the brick to enrich their interpretations in Les Misérables, and where George Blagden noticed Grantaire's adoration for Enjolras, Aaron Tveit mainly picked up on Enjolras' charisma, fervor and faith in the rebellion. That's very flavour of meta and i don't know how to deal with it please send help

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pesteche:

Living with ADHD is sometimes gives me pleasant surprises like “oh look I already got a spoon for my coffee apparently”.

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likealeafonthewind:

I know the idea about Obi-Wan being called Sith Killer (or Sith Slayer, perhaps?) has been done before but what about this:

After Naboo, Obi-Wan becomes known as the Sith Killer in the Order. It makes him uncomfortable but he can’t get people to stop calling him that; even before he had killed Maul, he had already defeated two Darksiders (Xanatos and Bruck) so after this, his status as that really cool, badass Jedi to emulate just skyrockets, especially among the newly Knighted and all the Padawans and Initiates. It’s also pretty clear from the fire in his eyes that he is deadset on finding the other Sith. Other young Knights are eager to help - it starts with his friends Bant, Garen, and Reeft: Whenever they’re on a mission, they also look for clues about Dark Side activity; sometimes they’ll follow up on those leads after their official Council-assigned mission ends and then hand that information to Obi-Wan, who’s compiling them. More and more Knights and even young Masters start doing that. Soon, Obi-Wan unofficially is the head of the Sith Hunting Task Force.

Anyway, so Anakin becomes known as the Padawan of the Sith Killer, not the Chosen One (how many Jedi even knew that Qui-Gon thought he was the Chosen One? He only told the Council about it, after all, not made a general Temple-wide announcement). The Jedi are a little flummoxed at first about Obi-Wan taking on a non-Temple raised Padawan but then they’re like, okay, well, this is the Sith Killer. If he wants to do things differently, who are we to tell him no? It’s not like any of us have encountered, fought, or defeated a Sith. And maybe that’s even the better way to do things??? Bringing on people who have life experience outside the Order so they can bring new ideas in?

Every time Anakin does things that they don’t expect, or show more emotion and passion than they’re taught to allow, they’re just like….well, he is the Sith Killer’s Padawan. Obviously the Sith Killer is teaching him differently. Maybe this is how Obi-Wan was able to kill a Sith himself???  (Some enterprising Padawan managed to get their hands on the footage of the fight from Naboo and they all watched it. Obi-Wan was obviously feeling a lot of anger and fear during his fight, and then he calmed himself at the end and managed to defeat his opponent. So Emotions, then peace becomes the new motto for this generation of apprentices.)

Everyone starts trying to befriend Anakin. All the other Padawans start trying to be more like him. He’s passionately speaking out about slavery? Well, they will too then. Obviously, slavery is an evil that will lead people to Fall. It should be stopped. He talks openly about his attachment to his mother? Well, attachment must be okay then. (And they remember from that video that Obi-Wan was obviously very attached to Qui-Gon so there’s another point in favor of attachments.)

Some overly enthusiastic Padawan also hacks into the Temple records and finds out about Obi-Wan’s fights with Bruck as an Initiate. And everyone’s like, even then, he must have somehow known that Bruck was going to Fall. So people all try to avoid getting into fights with Anakin cuz like, if they do, does that mean that they’re going to Fall? Anakin’s the Sith Killer’s Padawan, after all. There must be something special about him. What if he too can tell when someone’s gonna Fall and that’s why he’s fighting with them?

So that’s how Obi-Wan and Anakin inadvertently change the Order. The Council starts noticing that something’s changing but they can’t manage to stop it or reverse it. The younger Knights, Padawans, and Initiates have stopped thinking of them as the all-knowing wise senior members of the Order and started seeing them as the old guard clinging to outdated traditions - none of them have ever fought a Sith or seen one in person, after all. Few of them even go on missions anymore. They just sit in their tower handing out assignments and reprimanding Jedi for not following their Code.

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captnsulu:

[deep sigh] ok well…….here’s part three of paladin memes bc my children are just. so memeable. drill per usual; hope u enjoy !!!

part 1 here / part 2 here

  • [voltron falls] / “parkour”
  • “i need you to be straight with me” / [muffled laughter]
  • “i love you” / shiro: WHAT / “sorry i was talking to ur biceps lol”
  • the rest of the paladins forming a Leave Shiro Alone squad (complete with pidge making loud siren noises & a stop-sign that keith procures out of nowhere)
    • [shiro getting singled out by the galra] LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
    • [shiro gettin’ his ass beat] LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
    • [shiro being self-deprecating] LEAVE SHIRO ALONE
  • “does this make me look smexy?” / “what does the m stand for” / pidge, from across the castle: SLOPE
  • lance: [talking to the back of keith’s hair like it’s a person]
  • “dtf means down to fight right?” / “………….keep him safe”
  • “WHY ARE U TEXTIN G MY LION FROM UR LION WE HAVE A COMMS UNIT” 
  • [2 people standing in the same room] / (yelling): SAVE ROOM FOR JESUS
  • lance: [opens his mouth] / pidge: wow i just got a really bad migraine
  • “shiro why is ur eyeliner so perfect” / “it’s bc i’m a raging homosexual” / “yeah that sounds- wait what”
  • [hunk using his bayard to summon that huge-ass voltron gun] / pidge, screaming: PULL THE TRIGGER PIGLET!!!!!!
  • [someone fucks up] “OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS”
  • [castle getting enemy attack alert] / [spongegar]
  • [halfway through battle] / [points at alien] / “need me a freak like that”
  • hunk is the only one who’s safe from the memes. it’s bc he’s too good and loving and kind. he can’t be touched. he’s unmemeable.
  • shiro: “please stop playing the history of japan video okay im jAPANESE I KNOW-” / “-HOW BOUT I DO IT ANYWAY”
  • constantly quoting hamilton songs
    • “i demand you to tell me where you’re from” / “…unimportant there’s a million things i haven’t done”
    • “pidge…don’t you think those are enough bombs for the-” / “I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED”
    • [abandoned settlement] / “…..it’s quiet uptown”
    • [allura walks in] / “HERE comes the GENERAL”
  • allura having the body temperature of an ice cube and exploiting it on a daily basis
  • “big eraser for big mistakes” / “give it here” / “why?” / “i’m gonna use it to get rid of lance”
  • [grand entrance into enemy base] / “squad”
  • pidge/shiro/keith tying up their bangs when training
  • purposely talking about Earth Things in front of coran so he’ll ask about them
    • coran: what’s a “lap dance”? / “shiro can show u” / shiro: WHAT
    • coran: how do you “drop the bass”?
    • coran: what is whipping? isn’t it painful?
    • (lmao he’s like an old grandma, bless him)
  • [gets stabbed] “yikes”
  • alternatively: [gets stabbed] “can i keep this?”
  • keith is disproportionately good at making noodles and it really bothers everybody
  • [forms cheerleader pyramid] / pidge, while climbing over everybody’s asses: u know when i said this would be a fun team bonding exercise, i didn’t mean it literally
  • [keith struggling to get his helmet off] / “free him”
  • [lion malfunctions] / “get up bitch ur fine”
  • shiro starts using the clapping meme to give orders. but like,..,, with actual clapping (via @spaceshiro)
  • lance: [rickrolls someone] / “tHIS IS A VERBAL CONVERSATION”
  • the valor/mystic/instinct discourse
  • [alien makes eye contact with shiro] / lance: [sings “every time we touch” by cascada]

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crimescened:

i’ve thought about it and yes, i’d sell my soul & turn myself inside out to make sure no one i love ever gets hurt again

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