I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
Fuck
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog, via wildehacked)
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
Fuck
(Source: hawaiiansdonotblog, via wildehacked)
one of my fav parts of stb is when the beastie boys are saving the federation and it’s badass af but then the music chills just a lil bit while Yorktown receives the jamming frequency and then the part in the song where it goes WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! hits and the entire Yorktown shield LIGHTS THE FUCK UP WITH EXPLODING BEE SHIPS AND IT’S LIKE SOME NEXT LEVEL FUCK YEAH SHIT👌💯👌✔ LIKE YES FUCK THEM UP YES!! !! ! !!!!!!!!!
(Source: rdjay, via skymurdock)
I love the les mis fandom okay? I love it so much I’m younger than most people in it and I still feel welcomed and coming from more toxic fandoms this one feels like i can just breathe i love it so much
(via enjolrarses)
to people who want to bernie or bust: you do not protest with votes
there is no “BUT HILARY THIS” or “THEY CHEATED BERNIE THAT”
yes, its true, hilary is far from perfect and bernie got fucked so hard
but you do NOT. PROTEST. WITH. VOTES.
why??? i got one word for you
brexit
near half of the people who voted in favour of brexit did so out of protest of the EU and how heavy they were going on laws for each member country. yeah that protest vote didnt go too well did it
look, i know what corrupt voting systems feel like, i mean england has the first past the post system whose shittyness is explained right here
but listen to me right now, and listen very carefully. you do not protest with your vote. the republican party doesnt have this split, yes you have people who dont like trump but he has such a dominant lead that he doesnt have to deal with this: hes lucky for that reason. by splitting the vote you split the proportion.
look, heres what you should do
first, you vote for hilary if youre a democrat (i know youre already angry at what im saying, but hear me out)
secondly, once hilary is elected, you protest for the DNC to be held accountable for what they did to bernie and you dont shut up until shit changes
secondly, you protest against the electoral system. yes it might not change in hilary’s 4-8 years, but listen to me and listen to me right now as someone who missed out on the brexit vote by 6 months
do not protest with your vote, protest with your voice
(via im-lost-but-not-gone)
this is fucking flawless
This kind of feminism makes me happy and hungry.
(Source: rosalarian, via clockwork-mockingbird)
@DawsonCrazy26: Here’s Lin getting scared by a frog you’re welcome
Lin: - Nature was to be feared, but you ain’t scared of me, you’re still here. What if I kiss you? Is that the issue? Are you the maiden I’ve been waiting for, is you? Or maybe you’re a prince, I don’t mean to be so heteronormative! ….. I’m gonna kiss you- *runs away screaming when the frog jumps*
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN
THIS GETS BETTER THE MORE YOU WATCH IT
OH MY GOD MY LIFE HAS BEEN MADE
do you ever think about your oc and you’re like “i headcanon that—” and then you stop and realize that this is YOUR character and all of your headcanons are canon and you are powerful and should be feared
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Y’all, rich people tip like shit
I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.
I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.
The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.
rich people don’t value yr labor at all
This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross.
And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.There’s research out there confirming it, too.
(via slyrider)
IM SCREAMIN
#BUCKY’S FUCING F A C E IN THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD#HE’S JUST LIKE#LISTEN YOUR MAJESTY#I’VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE#I’VE SEEN SOME SHIT#I HAVE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING IN THE PAST 70 YEARS THAT I WAS PROUD OF#BUT AT LEAST THAT SHIT WAS ROUTINE#IN THE PAST 24 HOURS I’VE HAD A WHOLE SPECIAL UNIT BLAST ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE#HAD MY BRAINFUCK RESTARTED BY A FAKE PSYCHOLOGIST#(DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN ON HOW MANY LEVELS THAT ONE ALONE IS REALLY FUCKED UP)#AND ENCOUNTERED NOT ONE#NOT TWO#BUT F O U R PEOPLE WITH WEAPONIZED ANIMAL COSTUMES#ONE OF THEM LEFT ME STUFFED IN THE BACK OF A SMALL CAR#ONE OF THEM IS A SMALL CHILD WITH SUPERGLUE WHO STILL KINDA KICKED MY ASS#AND ONE OF THEM IS YOU#I actually don’t know what’s up with the dude in the ant helmet he seems okay though#BASICALLY WHAT I’M SAYING IS#I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD#BUT I’M KINDA HAVING A REALLY SHIT DAY MYSELF#PLEASE CUT ME SOME SLACK @therothwoman
(Source: mackievanstan, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)