In the End

twistedangelsays:

Or, #Apocalypse

This is a short fiction piece inspired by this post.

#Apocalypse

It wasn’t funny.

But, then again, it kind of was.

Haley couldn’t stop the laughter bubbling up in her chest even as she felt a few tears escape and streak down her dark features as she posted what would probably be her last few Instagram photos ever.

Haley wondered if things like Instagram survived the end of the world. She suspected she wouldn’t be around to find out.

She glanced around the half destroyed street. No one wanted to die alone. Yet, here she was, her ankle pinned by wreckage. Even if the creature didn’t make a second sweep, she doubted she would survive to see search and rescue teams (was that something they even did after an entire city got destroyed?)

Haley closed her eyes, pretty convinced this was it. Her friends and family weren’t responding to text message, so either they were dead already or somewhere without cell service. She was going die. She resisted the urge to look up how long it takes to die from dehydration.

That’s when her smartphone chirped.

Her eyes flew open, unlocking her screen and glancing down at the likes piling up on Instagram. Her post was getting attention, people asking if she could take any more photos. Apparently she was one of the closest people to the giant, tentacle creature rampaging through New York City.

She shook her head, scrolling through the comments. Haley almost scrolled past it, but one in all caps caught her attention.

“EYO GIRL!! WHERE YOU AT???? TOM SAYS BASED ON THE ANGLE OF YOUR PHOTOS WE ARE CLOSE BY!!!”

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(Source: lathori)

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

hsavinien:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

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Tags: whyyyyyy

skymurdock asked: Hamilton and, uh, idk hmm - STAR WARS AU. "pardon me, are you Master Burr, sir?" "that depends, who's asking?"

SHOWTIME.

  • So some thirty parsecs past the ass end of the galaxy there’s this tiny nothing planet that’s mostly ocean, and the planet is called Nevis, and one of its islands is called Christiansted, and if anyone who didn’t actually live there was asked to find it on a star map, they definitely couldn’t do it.  This is where Alex is born and this is where his mother dies of some disease brought in by a trader and this is where he almost dies with her, almost dies in a hurricane that swallows the island whole, almost starves when his cousin eats a blaster, before someone notices that—kriff, but this kid is brilliant. Another trader gives him work and he proves rapidly that not only is he a dab hand with numbers, but he can blow through a five hundred page holonovel in a few hours and learn a language in a couple months.
  • His mother always said talking was his strong suit and now he’s proving it, because Alex has to be the best to survive, so that’s what he’ll do.  He’ll talk, and he’ll write, and he’ll get off this rock if it kills him.  He wants something to do, he wants to change the galaxy, and there’s something murmuring to him, like a whisper of wind, that he’ll do it if he can just get off Nevis.

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illyria-and-her-pet:

Little Mix’s Salute is being used in a promo for team USA Olympics! This features some of the best female athletes in the world like Serena Williams, Simone Biles, Katie Ledecky, Missy Franklin, Allyson Felix, Aly Raisman, Gabby Douglas, Kerri Walsh Jennings, and the USWNT Soccer Team!

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Anonymous asked: We were lured by the fics ofc. That's totally why. Thanksies darling!

Oh my God, nonny, doll, you’re the cutest.  I’m so glad you like my slightly deranged writing, you’re just.  So nice.  To me.  What do I do with such nice people.

Post your follower count right now

(Source: echo-five-whiskey, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

macaroon22:

You gotta love the First lady

Martha Washington was an incredible women, during the six years that Washington was at war, every winter she would travel the hundreds of miles to meet him at his camp. Washington and Martha were madly in love with each other, the couple sadly never had children but, I imagine that Martha would be a huge animal lover, adopting hundreds of strays, and the feral tomcat Hamilton would no doubt follow around it’s namesake and interrupt his work.

Shout out to  @xbroadwayrosex for all the awesome Martha Washington fun facts!

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lyinginbedmon:

johannesviii:

prokopetz:

One of my favourite anecdotes about the first Golden Age of Piracy is that, at one point, Captain Henry Morgan left England in one ship, and arrived in the Caribbean commanding a completely different ship, and nobody knows why. What happened to the first ship and how he acquired the second one are entirely unrecorded.

At some point in his short career (1715 until 1718), the English pirate Ben Hornigold attacked a sloop near Honduras just to steal all the hats of the crew, because his own crew had gotten drunk the night before and they had tossed every single one of their own hats overboard.

Bartholomew Roberts, arguably the most successful pirate in history by ships captured (a whopping 470 in 3 years), didn’t actually want to be a pirate. His ship was captured and he was forced to join the pirate crew.

After the original pirate captain was killed, he was democratically elected captain of the pirate crew less than 6 weeks after being captured by them.

^^^ In case you were curious: model for Dread Pirate Roberts, right there.

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iandsharman:
“ spidyrman:
“ I’M FLIPPING THROUGH THIS BOOK OF OLD STAR WARS TRADING CARDS AND.
MARK HAMILL LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT LUKE IS GEORGE LUCAS’ SELF INSERT. ITS CANON.
“my character was really george”
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, “REY IS A...

iandsharman:

spidyrman:

I’M FLIPPING THROUGH THIS BOOK OF OLD STAR WARS TRADING CARDS AND.

MARK HAMILL LITERALLY JUST ADMITTED THAT LUKE IS GEORGE LUCAS’ SELF INSERT. ITS CANON.

“my character was really george”

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, “REY IS A MARY SUE” NECKBEARDS?

I’m always amazed when people don’t realise that a character called Luke S. is a self insert by Lucas.

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Fanfic Work-In-Progress Guessing Game

ourinquisitorialness:

Send me a word, any word, and if it’s in my WIP document I’ll answer your ask with the sentence or line it appears in.

(Source: princeofmorley, via minutia-r)