malfxoys:

herhmione:

literally one of my favorite romance tropes of all time is character a is a really notorious gang leader/well known feared ruler of some kind etc and no one dares cross them or talk back to them etc because they won’t make it out alive but character b can literally get away with saying whatever they want and everyone knows it’s because they have character a wrapped around their finger and character a is gentle with character b and everyone wouldn’t dare laying a finger on character b because then character a would literally chop their head off

bonus points if character a is normally extremely serious (aka no sense of humor) but when character b makes a joke or a witty comeback they will actually smile and even laugh sometimes and all the other characters are just like ???????

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Today in America we celebrate a very important day

legolifesaver:

The 190th anniversary of when Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both dropped dead

(via history-jokes)

just-french-me-up:

Remember kids, Grantaire followed his dream and got shot along with him

Why are you like this.

fourteenacross:
“ under-the-moonlight-tower:
“ Feeling patriotic @fourteenacross?
”
God bless America.
”

PSA to anyone moving to the south

daydreamerofyesterday:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

“bless your heart” is NOT a sign of goodwill that person wants you dead and buried, preferably while they watch from the comfort of their porch rockers

bless your heart is literally the shadiest, most condescending thing a southerner can say

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

PLEASE DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE THIS 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND

macleod:

Take a free Uber instead. Use promo code: 0va97

Reblog to save a life.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

im-lost-but-not-gone:

4thofjulys:

knock knock mother fuckers

Beautiful.

(Source: literallyrad, via im-lost-but-not-gone)

captainarwenpond221b:

wellhalesbells:

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

BLESS THIS POST

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Prompts

It’s the Fourth, there are fireworks going outside, I’m watching Liberty’s Kids (honestly fuck everybody, I love this show), and I’m feeling rather patriotic, so if anyone wanted to request a Hamilton fic, now would be an opportune moment.