teenagecentury:

rubbishapples:

July 1st.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what blink-182 means.

(Source: jonathanhrtly, via windbladess)

hauntedfalcon:

schwarmerei1:

hauntedjaeger:

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HOLY SHIT (sorry Mary)

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YOU ARE NOT WRONG MY FRIEND 

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YOU

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ARE NOT

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WRONG

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THAT’S COOL AS HELL (sorry Mary) OKAY 

And…The Dag is the only one who believes in the possibility of a higher power (rather than a cult leader) in the entire movie.

Whaaaa?

“What are you doing?”

“Praying.”

“To who?”

“Anyone that’s listening.”

No biggie, just interceding for all of them.

SOLD.

(via wildehacked)

rum:

you ever see sappy love posts on your dash and someone puts a name in the tags. Fuck man im rootin for you and Kelsey

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

atalantapendrag:
“ didgrillby:
“ kid-communism:
“ combatbooty:
“ 1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
”
3) mostly mined with slave...

atalantapendrag:

didgrillby:

kid-communism:

combatbooty:

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) Diamonds have no intrinsic value and are only expensive because of the global diamond monopoly held by the De Beers Company that has been scamming people for decades into believing diamonds were a rare and precious commodity.

5) there are so many other gorgeous stones for a fraction of the cost without any of the above drawbacks

(Source: thewitchdoctor, via windbladess)

thesummoningdark:
“ The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
”

thesummoningdark:

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

hsavinien:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

(via suzukiblu)

tzikeh:

seananmcguire:

suricattus:

fozmeadows:

concept: a TV show with a dark, tragic, fucked-up beginning that steadily gets happier and lighter and more hopeful as the seasons go on, the narrative arc premised on healing and growth instead of a “gritty” downspiral, the challenges faced in each season finale leaving the characters in a progressively better place. nobody queer dies, and the worst things we ever see after season 1 all happen in flashbacks to events preceding the now. 

So… Leverage?

Leverage.

Leverage.

(via ailleee)

Tags: leverage

reyairia:

reyairia:

A gameshow that forces male nerds into the unnecessarily sexualized outfits female video game characters have that they defend as “practical,” and then makes them do agility training

this had sixty notes last night

SIXTY NOTES

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

hawxkeye:

We’ve always been known as Turk and JD. Like, when we were in college, people would be like: when are Turk and JD getting here? And then at med school, everyone was like: when are Turk and JD getting here? The point is, we were together so much this Indian girl only slept with him because she thought his last name was Anjadi.

(via lathori)