internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
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Eliot walks (or runs) into a bullet? TWICE? And his HIT is a cutaway? To quote from Harry Potter, you “have got to sort out [your] priorities!”
We actually filmed the hit. it was too brutal. First screening, we said “Damn, Kane just KILLED that dude.” Mad props to Monte Markham, by the way, doing his own fight scenes with Christian.
— John Rogers [x]
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The only way I’ll accept the hydracap story line to play out is:
- Steve’s busy being a nazi when Bucky goes to check on him and bucky’s like “wtf the fuck”
- So he’s like “steve no” and steve’s like “steve yes” and Bucky’s like “that’s only funny when you’re a good guy doing reckless things and not a NAZI doing NAZI THINGS” and steve’s like “(ง'̀-‘́)ง” because he’s a dick now
- but Bucky can win this
- because Bucky’s got a secret weapon
- an assassin you know and love who’s unafraid to step in
- he’s constantly confusing, confounding the marvel henchmen
- EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA’S FAVOURITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN
- Deadpool
- so he goes to deadpool like “you know that thing you do where you break the fourth wall or w/e” and deadpool’s like “yeah?”
- “can i use it for a bit?”
- so they go off and fight the marvel writers (with swords) and then destroy the new issues (with fire) and then they go to see steve and steve hugs them all and he’s crying and thanking them for saving his characterisation
- and then they go out for ice cream or something
Okay this is all A+ but I’m reblogging for AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING TRASH CAN
This is it. This is literally the ONLY way I would ever accept this.
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
For @littlestartopaz from my vast repository of prompts from her. R from this post, Steve/Bucky/Sam friendship (“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”)
Okay, some stealth feelings about Steve being all alone in the 21st century snuck in there, but they’re real small and mostly this is very funny, I have no regrets. Timelines for the first two should be obvious, the third one is some time after they drag Bucky’s poor exhausted self out of cryo again and go fight more shit. Because Steve is a fighty shit and Bucky would never be able to let him run off alone and Sam is rapidly falling into the same black hole of stress.
“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had–”
“Well, now, Buck, we both know that’s just not true,” Steve protested, half-laughing.
“The stupidest plan you’ve ever had,” Bucky repeated firmly, and knocked back the rest of his beer without breaking his scowl. “Except for that time you became a lab rat,” he allowed as he lowered his glass, “this is the stupidest.”
“So are you gonna bail on me?”
Day The Second Reblog, even though it’s…like…later than it should be.
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
A short list of things I don’t have time to do on top of my two Les Mis fics and my Actual Real Novel:
- write that one Laurens/Hamilton AU where Hamilton is a supersoldier created to be the first of an army to help America win the Revolutionary War, and Laurens dies tragically in South Carolina, and Alexander sinks into a melancholia until Eliza sends him to France to see Lafayette, during which voyage he’s lost at sea inside the Arctic Circle until he gets fished out of the ice just in time for the Civil War to break out and the Confederacy to deploy the Southern Soldier against the Union
A short list of things I am doing because @twistedangelsays is a right bastard and a horrible enabler:
- writing that AU
“writers always know exactly where they are going with their work!”
r u sure“no writer does anything by mistake, it’s all very strategic”
r u sure
“they use symbolism in everything. for example, a simple sentence symbolises directness and-”
R U SURE
Okay listen, just LISTEN, there are totally times when everything has Meaning, like Methods of Inheritance, which is rattling around my Tumblr somewhere. Literally everything has Meaning and Symbolism because one does not simply write faeries without that.
But like 99.997% of the time I am making everything up every step of the way.
(Source: arequipenby-moved, via clockwork-mockingbird)
So Donald Trump is staying down the street from where I live. And today was an unusually warm day and some lady, lord help me, some lady in the store I work at told me it was unusually warm today because the devil was here.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
like honestly with this pacific rim 2 news all i can think about is who fucked stacker pentecost. who climbed mount everest. who dreamed the impossible dream
(via fuckyeahpacificrim)
Three cheers for New York’s new tampon law!
The best part? Everyone who needs them, gets them. For free.
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