cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

(via starwarsisgay)

bb-ace:

teawithaview:

Considering the chaos Britain is in right now I’m expecting King Arthur to pop out of his lake any time now

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords sounds like a great idea right now though

(via patroclvss)

iomni:

miss-freakshow:

shamelessmentality:

These vines are my life

This poor poor man.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week.

(Source: psychedelic-croutons, via ailleee)

regalscully:

the fic: there’s only one bed

my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?

(Source: alucarda, via punkrockpatroclus)

micdotcom:
“ Bernie Sanders just introduced a bill that would make Election Day a national holiday  “We should be doing everything possible to make it easier for people to participate in the political process,” Sanders said in statement about the...

micdotcom:

Bernie Sanders just introduced a bill that would make Election Day a national holiday 

“We should be doing everything possible to make it easier for people to participate in the political process,” Sanders said in statement about the bill. “While this would not be a cure-all, it would indicate a national commitment to create a vibrant democracy.“ He’s right, making it a national holiday could revolutionize democracy in America.

(via bronzedragon)

For @littlestartopaz from my vast repository of prompts from her.  R from this post, Steve/Bucky/Sam friendship (“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had.  Of course I’m in.”)

Okay, some stealth feelings about Steve being all alone in the 21st century snuck in there, but they’re real small and mostly this is very funny, I have no regrets.  Timelines for the first two should be obvious, the third one is some time after they drag Bucky’s poor exhausted self out of cryo again and go fight more shit. Because Steve is a fighty shit and Bucky would never be able to let him run off alone and Sam is rapidly falling into the same black hole of stress.  

“This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had–”

“Well, now, Buck, we both know that’s just not true,” Steve protested, half-laughing.

“The stupidest plan you’ve ever had,” Bucky repeated firmly, and knocked back the rest of his beer without breaking his scowl.  “Except for that time you became a lab rat,” he allowed as he lowered his glass, “this is the stupidest.”

“So are you gonna bail on me?”

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diabolical-mastermind:

maskedlinguist:

rale:

it’s kinda cool how our generation has created actual tone in the way we write online. like whether we: write properly with perfect grammar, shrthnd everythin, use capitals to emphasise The Point, use extra letters or characters for emotion!!!!!, and much more - it means we can have casual conversations, effectively make jokes using things like sarcasm that’s usually hard to understand without context and much more. this “incorrect English” has really opened avenues of online conversation that isn’t accessible with “correct English” which is pretty interesting

#this is why attempts by the media to portray online communication by “’‘millenials”“ really frustrate me #because there are Rules okay #like see that’s different to saying ’'there are rules” (tags via @soaringsparrows)

My class and I literally taught some of the nuances of this to our english teacher, things such as the difference between “yes” and “yes.” or “..” and “…”. It makes perfect sense linguistically that we would create this complexity to ease communication in a medium without body language and tone, but what my teacher was really floored about was that none of this had ever “learned” it, we’re “native speakers” of a whole new type of english.

(Source: mcdyke, via clockwork-mockingbird)

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

just-shower-thoughts:

Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century’s ultimate sign of respect.

#it’s the modern equivalent of taking off your hat

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

Reblog this if you’re older than Google.

samtalksfunny:

shutup-jacqueline:

oopstheregoesmysoul:

whitefeather79:

11-11-1992:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

grrrbarrowman:

It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.

Oh shit *raises hand quickly*

I’m older than google.

Literally by 2 days

Yooooo I’m older than google

Explains why it took me so long to find myself

(Source: i-am-the-phantom, via clockwork-mockingbird)