Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

The last person you texted, the protagonist of the last TV show you watched, and your icon are now your companions during the zombie apocalypse

frozen-void:

theravenofwynter:

twodefenestrate:

hoppspindel:

winjennster:

ceilingninja:

angryinkeddrunk:

gem-power:

calendiles:

Are you gonna survive?

My dad, Charlie Sheen and a gigantic firebreathing monster woman

My husband, the girl from Underworld, and a chicken….

My coworker, Guy Fieri, and nightcrawler.

My ex husband, Dean Winchester, Jared Padalecki. Huh. I’ll be ok.

Mom, Christy Plunkett and Loki. Uuh well I sure hope we can count on Loki to save us lol

My best friend, the Irish pirate queen Grace O’Malley, and Loki. Sounds good to me!

Instead of the last show I watched I’m going with videogames because I haven’t watched TV properly in 5 months and I don’t remember what I watched…

3 of my best friends [group chat!], Commander Shepard and Odin’s raven……..

I’d say I’m gonna me alright ^^

My sister, Daredevil, and Leonard “Bones” McCoy.

Someone I know, a fighter with great hearing, and a doctor

I think I’ll be fine

Adler, Michael Weston of Burn Notice, and a tiny angry bird.  Disregarding the bird: a linguist and excellent administrator/negotiator, a professional spy/killer, and myself, a trained EMT and pre-med student who can build a bomb with household chemicals.

I think we’ll be okay.

(via windbladess)

Anonymous asked: But what if Han had actually been raised in the Temple, ie, Anakin never went postal, so when the council decides it's time for Anaking to take on another padawan they give him Han

suzukiblu:

Then the Council has made a stupid-ass decision, but they’re the ones who’ll be paying for the property damage so I guess they have the right to. >> 

“Uh no I’m leaving the Order, the war’s over, I’m not–” Anakin attempts, except suddenly there is a cranky and untenable nine year-old in his apartment and Anakin realizes that at some point he has been tagged as the Problem Padawan Whisperer, oh no. 

Welp, time to do the logical thing and make sure the Council regrets ever letting them meet each other, then. 

“Hey, kid, what are your feelings on pod-racing?” 

Initiate Solo has NEVER perked up so much at something a master said. 

If you’re a writer and you see this post, stop what you’re doing.

hsavinien:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

minim-calibre:

mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.

Goddamn it, it’s back.

If it stays back, I might manage to finish a third story this year. Jesus.

I swear, this is now my only writing motivation.

BACK AGAIN??? Sigh. 

Okay, sorry if anyone gets sick of this, but it’s the best way for me to get myself to write.

(via littlestartopaz)

angelicky:

thegestianpoet:

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀

(via goblinbutch)

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

writtenrain:

• Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
  
  
• Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
  
  
• At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
  
  
• An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 
  
  
• (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 
  
  
• friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou-
  friend two: probably
  
  
• I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
  
  
• If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
  
  
• student: my calculator is broken
  teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
  
  
• no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
  
  
• (during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?  
  student 2: enough
  
  
• teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans?
  Student: does Popeyes count?
  
  
• my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
  
  
• we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
  
  
• Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

(via goblinbutch)

Shattered Glass and Sandstorms

words-writ-in-starlight:

An AU with Rey as part of the First Order, based on this photoset by the immensely talented @greyjoyss.  In case you were curious, this is why I ask for short prompts, because this is SUPER LONG and got WILDLY OUT OF HAND.  Crossposted to my AO3 here.

She isn’t a Skywalker—or maybe she is.  She can’t remember, so does it matter?  She is herself.

Her mothers scream when she’s born.  Her human mother screams in effort and pain. The other screams in ecstasy, and somewhere in the galaxy the last Jedi’s flesh-and-blood hand shakes as the Force writhes with the birth of a new sun.  To the eyes of the minimally Force-sensitive nurse, the baby girl is wreathed in starlight, her wide and tearless eyes wandering over things unseen.

Keep reading

Friendly reminder that I wrote this and I’m exceptionally smug about it, y’all.

buckygreyjoy:

I just saw an AU gifset that used the AOU “language!” joke in all seriousness and like

guys

Steve Rogers curses worse than a sailor, he can strip the paint off a ship’s hull and you know why? he was in the ARMY

he’s great at holding it in but trust me, that kid is mentally saying FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR BULLSHIT SUCK MY STAR SPANGLED DICK at Pierce, at Ross, at the Red Skull, literally everyone

(Source: skymurdock)