operativesurprise:

rubes-dragon:

whimmy-bam:

diva-gonzo:

dumbass-oikawa:

conservative-libertarian:

221books:

fuckyourwritinghabits:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

czarnoksieznik:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

what the hell

This makes me really chuffed

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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goddamnit.

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all of you go to hell

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

Why the fuck do these exist

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

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words-writ-in-starlight:

I have written TOO MUCH LES MIS in the last week.

Reblog for, I don’t know, time difference and shit.

galesofnovember:

So, on one hand, I agree that it’s hilarious that werewolves in stories consistently forget about the full moon.  On the other hand, I can’t believe the hypocrisy of me (or any of us) being like, “oh wow, what kind of idiot doesn’t remember this thing that consistently happens every month and has serious consequences. ha ha ha.”   I mean, before one notices the speck in a fictional werewolf’s eye, one must take stock of how many pairs of underwear one has ruined. 

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tinysinner:

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

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omgcheckplease:

#omgcheckplease
Check, Please!: A Primer

1. The Comic.
2. The Extras.
3. The Twitter.
4. The Fanfic.

 I hope this primer gives you a quick way to explain to friends, family, and confused coworkers that thing you’ve been reading lately.

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Anonymous asked: Empress Amidala for the meme, please?

suzukiblu:

  • Luke and Leia have exactly zero percent fear response to sensing the Dark Side. This will definitely never backfire on anyone ever. 
  • The handmaidens regularly take turns going on missions with Vader. Usually there’s two of them; there’s almost always at least one. Padmé slightly hates herself for sending them, but has no intention of stopping sending them. She hates herself a lot more for a lot of other things she’s still doing. The handmaidens don’t answer to Vader and Vader doesn’t answer to the handmaidens, but they DO occasionally remind him what Padmé said in the briefing. 
  • Padmé has nightmares every time that Vader is too far away to sense her having nightmares. She has no idea if this is because that’s when she has the room to or if it’s just because he’s out of her reach, and she doesn’t want to know either way. 
  • I may have mentioned this before but OH MAN, does Vader feel SO CONTENT in the Dark. Like, it is warm and soft and cozy as FUCK to him. He loves it. It’s GREAT. Which, well, he’s probably accessing it through mostly positive emotions, barring some murder-rages and the like, so that should probably make sense, buuuut that also means he’s fueled more than a few horrible slaughters on the power of love, lol. Not even in the VENGEFUL AND PROTECTIVE sense, either, just literally the soft happy feeling of Padmé’s lips pressing to the corner of his mouth or the twin’s little hands in his. 
  • Eventually, Padmé is accidentally going to genuinely injure Vader in bed. It is not going to go well. The WAY in which it is not going to go well remains up for debate. 

sortofafreelancer:

samrgarrett:

weloveshortvideos:

Didn’t expect that.

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

This is AMAZING

I live for shit like this.

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via clockwork-mockingbird)

Tags: laugh rule

tarsdi:

we all have that movie we saw too young and probably scarred us for life.

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charlesoberonn:

speculativexenolinguist:

thegasolinestation:

Paris Smart City 2050

by Vincent Callebaut

this is some epic solarpunk shit yes good

@world leaders give us the plantpunk future were deserve

Can you imagine how amazing this would smell after the rain.

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