future apartment goals:
- small but not cramped
- balcony
- has a bath + shower
- big kitchen
- good wifi
- big windows
- located close to a 24/7 corner storethe bar is…… so low?
and yet it’s nearly impossible
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Wait, in a modern day setting, instead of saying ‘it is better than an opera’… Would Grantaire say ‘It’s still a better love story than twilight.’ ?
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it makes me so disgusted how people in america are so quick to make fun of someones foreign accent without realizing that multilingualism is an unremarkable necessity of everyday life for the majority of the world’s population and that being monolingual and ignorant is a lot more embarrassing than any accent ever will be
DRAGGED.
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How Would You Describe Your ADHD to Someone in a Single Sentence
“Incomparable boredom mixed with infinite fascination.”
“My brain has too many tabs open and I can’t figure out which one is playing that ad.”
“There are five million things I’d like to do right now, but I will spend my entire day deciding that none of them interest me enough.”
“I can do EVERYTHING, but don’t ask me to finish it.“
“Simple tasks are never simple.”
“Accomplishing things you don’t want to is physically painful”
“ My brain is a expensive, quality bicycle that has no breaks and cannot pedal uphill without making random turns.”
“I know what I need to do, I just can’t bring myself to do it”“Ever went out to go to the store and then accidentally ended up driving to work? It’s like that, but with everything”
“Imagine that your brain is a car engine. ADHD is the equivalent of bolting that engine to a stone floor and filling it with rocket fuel: it goes REALLY REALLY fast and gets nothing done.”
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as ur friendly Neighborhood Nursing Student™ i feel somewhat compelled to remind everyone with the hot weather:
- every liquid except sea water and alcohol hydrates you. It’s not CHUG WATER OR DIE. in fact, gatorade and the like are designed to hydrate you efficiently.
- yeah, this includes coffee and tea and soda. the diuretic is not enough to cancel out the liquid. juices and milk have solids in them, sure, but they’re also mostly liquid! it counts.
- your body can only absorb so much water at a time, so chugging 64 oz of water at noon and calling it good will do a wonderful job of flushing your kidneys, but not so much of hydrating your tissues. it’s more important that you’re getting consistent fluid throughout the day.
- there’s a lot of fancy ways to determine How Much Water (Liquid) I Should Drink but honestly? 8 oz (1 cup) every other hour on cool days and 8 oz every hour on hot days should be fine (assuming you sleep for a normal amount of time per day…. i’m assuming ur awake 16 hours a day.)
- figure out how many oz each of ur favorite cups is. it’ll help your guesstimation.
- if ur urine is darker than light yellow, you’re dehydrated.
- if u pinch the skin on the back of ur hand for a couple seconds and it takes more than a second or two go to back to normal then ur dehydrated.
In regards to #1, don’t take this as an excuse to drink the sugar water that they call sports drinks. They aren’t bad for you per se, but please choose water.
actually this entire post was written in the spirit of ppl using it as an excuse to drink sports drinks and soda etc
ppl have been commenting abt sodium levels in soda and sugar levels in sports drinks and thats all well and good but what i’ve noticed is that people who internalize “well, ONLY WATER hydrates me” but who HATE WATER remain horrifically dehydrated cause they dont drink anything.
so like. if ur a person who haaaaates tap water, this is absolutely me giving you permission to drink whatever fluid you can stomach. please take this as a direct excuse to drink nothing but gatorade if that’s what it takes to get enough fluid into ur body.
it’s not the healthiest for you, sure, but you’re a smart enough person to know that. please drink fluids anyways.
if u like water thats gr8. if you can stomach water that’s gr8. if you can’t, that’s okay too, and you need to stay hydrated just as much as anyone else, so please drink.
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Do this anonymously or not, I wanna know.
- A - I love you.
- B - I hate you.
- C - I love your blog.
- D - You’re cute.
- E - You’re nice.
- F - You don’t belong here.
- G - I don’t like you.
- H - Deactivate your tumblr account.
- I - I’m your secret admirer.
- J - I love the way you express yourself.
- K - You’re too beautiful.
- L - I miss you.
- M - Stay humble.
- N - You’re too popular.
- O - You’re tumblr famous.
- P - Awesome blog.
- Q - I’m in love with you.
- R - You annoy me.
Let’s finish this out while we’re at it.
- S - If I knew you more I’d probably be in love with you.
- T - You’re one of the first blogs I followed.
- U - We are mutuals and I don’t understand how.
- V - I’ve thought about unfollowing you.
- W - You’re funny.
- X - I want to be mutuals.
- Y - You don’t express yourself enough.
- Z - Sometimes I don’t like you.
(Source: memoriesdefineyou-blog, via amusewithaview)
This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?
I just thought it was a mermaid trapped under ice
If it were just a mermaid trapped under ice, there would be no reason all the skaters above the ice are wearing skirts and are presumably women. also look at that mermaid’s smile she knows what’s up.
the caption says “Are Parisian women becoming more thrifty? Seeing a lot of different types of panties this year!”
presumably half those girls are commando or wearing thongs. this is totally lesbian pinup ads.Mermaids profoundlytransparentbat!!!
I feel the need to correct the French translation, primarily because I’m garbage, but also because the actual translation has a significantly different meaning than what is written above.
The French says, “La Parisienne deviendrait elle économe ? … On voit beaucoup moins de pantalons, cette année ?” “Are Parisian women becoming thrifty? Seeing much fewer pant(ie)s this year!”
I know I’ve reblogged this 5000x before but 1. Never with that corrected translation and 2. I don’t care
this is a great ad but how is she smoking under water?
Lesbian mermaid magic
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"TURNS out two heads really are better than one. Two people have successfully steered a virtual spacecraft by combining the power of their thoughts - and their efforts were far more accurate than one person acting alone. One day groups of people hooked up to brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) might work together to control complex robotic and telepresence systems, maybe even in space."
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Mind-meld brain power is best for steering spaceships - tech - 01 February 2013 - New Scientist
power up the jaegers baby
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I was just scrolling through my dash and I was like “oh a pacific rim quote - WAIT HOLY SHIT”
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#PACIFIC RIM FANDOM RISES FROM THE OCEAN MAKING FOGHORN SOUNDS (x)
*FOGHORN BLARES ACROSS THE FANDOM*
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If you are having a bad day, please unmute.
(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)
“Banana!”
* day is fixed*
ok. i super needed this.
THIS. The whole world should watch this.
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