Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.
Give more boys flowers.
🌹🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺💐crush stereotypes now
we love flowers. give us flowers.
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im so tired of “kids these days” discourse like if ur generation had iphones u would have fuckin loved it too, don’t pretend. i see thru ur bullshit martha
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So I wrote a short story that I’ve been posting on here bit by bit (I WILL POST THE NEXT SECTION, I SWEAR TO GOD) and I happened to have written it for a class and I brought it in to be critiqued and I just. I can die happy, because I straight-up witnessed a room full of Very Serious Critical Authors (yes I am a little derisive of my Very Pompous College Peers) get into a violent ship war. It escalated to shouting, the teacher looked horrified, and at least two people had brought in copies of the story annotated to support their ship–and these two came in armed and loaded for bear. Or heteronormativity, but same difference.
And so after class I came back to my dorm room and burst through the door and announced to my roommate:
“I have thrown the golden apple of ambiguous lesbianism among the masses and war has broken out.”
And honestly I’ve never been so proud of a sentence that ever came out of my mouth.
mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt
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for real though, personal posts get a bad rap
like i will see people apologize for making a lot of them and i’m just
dude
a) it’s YOUR blog, you can recite the greek alphabet one post at a time if you really want to
b) you don’t owe your followers shit
c) personal posts are fucking interesting, man. if i am following a blog i am okay! with knowing about the person behind that blog! nobody’s gonna begrudge you having a life outside the intermajig and talking about it.
*SMASHES the reblog button into a million pieces*
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Mary Poppins / Harry Potter headcanon FB chat
I always thought she was a Time Lord, what with everything fitting in her bag and what not.
Where do you think Hermione got her idea for her clutch purse?
Oh come on, there’s NO WAY Bert was a Squib. He had a whole posse of dancing wizard chimney sweeps who would apparate to London’s West End to perform their dance show every night.
Woh
Okay, my one complaint here is that maybe Mary was originally sent to look children that might come from muggle families that show signs of being wizards/witches.
How many Nannies did Jane and Michael chase away?
Getting lost so often, kites flying off, their ‘help wanted’ floating away?
Yeah, those kids are some type of magic.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
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Disney Princes Reimagined As Real Men
Melbourne based Finnish artist and designer Jirka Väätäinen (Disney Princesses previously featured here) reincarnates Disney Princes into real people. The imaginative characters are transformed into their flesh counterparts with his highly realistic illustrations. Staying true to the characters, their expressions and iconic features, the artist’s lifelike interpretations of the Disney characters find the perfect balance between the classically handsome and comical figures.
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the fic: there’s only one bed
my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?
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Vodka Tia Moran