thekarmagem:

thekarmagem:

My tired gay eyes just had to read the phrase “compulsory homosexuality” as though this is some bullshit a real, legit, living person actually believes is a thing. I asked for a quick death, not this.

I immediately lost a follower when I posted this so I’d like to make it ultra clear: if you think for one second that anyone has ever been pressured by society into “being gay,” please follow suit and also unfollow me.

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Tags: HARD SAME

lifeanddeathofajaegerpilot:

screechthemighty:

I just remembered that everyone in Pacific Rim would’ve seen The Force Awakens and I just

> Newt lets Hermann borrow his jacket one time because it’s cold and Hermann forgot his. Hermann goes to give it back later. Newt looks him dead in the eyes. “Keep it. It suits you.” Silence follows. Newt can’t keep a straight face. Hermann walks away with the look of a man who has suffered through fifty Star Wars references this week already, and will likely suffer through fifty more before it’s over.

> Tendo opening awkward conversations with “So, who talks first? Do you talk first? I talk first?”

> Back when he was working the Wall, Raleigh sometimes muttered “one quarter portion” when he got his ration card at the end of the day. 

> “The garbage will do” becomes a running gag among the Jaeger program has they have to resort to jury-rigging shit and settling for things that better fit their increasingly diminishing budget.

> Mako has all the blueprints to make a fully functioning BB-8 replica. She just never got around to building it. She was totally going to enlist Hermann to help with the programming, too.

> Newt referring to the increasing size and power of the Kaiju as “some Starkiller Base overkill bullshit.”

> “THAT’S NOT HOW THE DRIFT WORKS.”

I still haven’t seen it and I need to jump on the pacrim/force awakens bandwagon fast.

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spectral-bargheist:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

massivelimestonecube:

??? someone broke into my grandmas house while she was gone & shaved the matted fur off her cat

i want to emphasize that the cat was the only thing altered here

would also like to add that this occcurred sometime between 11 pm & 9 am. we have no leads. the cat is fine & probably appreciates not having a huge mat on his neck, but, like, that’s a really weird kind of vigilante justice, still

chaotic good

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skmn-m:

Moses & Pharaoh Rameses

I love the relationship between them.
Their strong will and delicate feelings are beautiful.

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The owner of this blog has too many feelings for fictional characters.

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Dear Everyone on My Campus

Live your lives, guys.  I’m not going to judge.  

That being said, could you please have some courtesy for those of us who a) hate the smell of weed and b) are getting over a bad cough and c) have enough of a sensitivity to the smell of weed to suffer a coughing fit under the best circumstances.  That means please do not make the dorm reek of weed.  

On a related note, if you hire someone as a tutor and you leave ‘just to grab food real quick,’ you better at least send that person a message if you decide to fuck off and get high so that you don’t leave them waiting for an hour and a half.

Ppl who smoke

ameliaadriannabooks:

ashley-amelie:

beach-community6:

raptorkin:

eartheld:

trashcans and ashtrays exist for a reason. properly dispose your shit please

And not ever in my fucking garden!! Cigarettes can spread Tobacco Mosaic Virus which attacks a surprising amount of plants. Don’t be rude, dispose of your rubbish considerately.

think of the lil animals… it doesn’t take much to hold onto ur cig butt for a lil while or even just put it back in your pack cmon

and for god’s sakes stop throwing them out of the windows of moving cars

And guys the ocean, just no

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sarahreesbrennan:
“ vaspider:
“ YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
”
a) I did not know that about amazon’s newsletters!
b) I did know the other stuff, which is why I am Very Appreciative of reviews!
c) I just think this is Nice.
”

sarahreesbrennan:

vaspider:

YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

a) I did not know that about amazon’s newsletters!

b) I did know the other stuff, which is why I am Very Appreciative of reviews!

c) I just think this is Nice.

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dishonoronyoudishonoronyourcow:

fussyfangss:

teamshercock:

utilitarianthings:

‘Book on Book‘ is a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading.

protect the book from ur tears

Now I really need it

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