lark-in-ink:

spazzbot:

ardatli:

annathecrow:

ardatli:

childrentalking:

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

fabledquill:

killerchickadee:

intheheatherbright:

Costume. Chitons.

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

When you’re carding, spinning and weaving everything from scratch, using the big squares exactly as they come off the loom must seem like a fucking brilliant idea. 90% (or more) of pre-14th century clothing is made purely on squares (and sometimes triangles cut from squares). 

How did they get the fabric so fine it draped like that? Was that something medieval europe forgot? Or do I just have a completely misguided image of historical clothing?

Medieval Europe also had incredibly fine weaves, though the ancient world tended to have them beat. Linen was found in Egypt woven with a fineness that we’re still trying to replicate, and there was a kind of cotton woven in India called ‘woven wind’ that was supposedly still translucent at eight layers, and wool shawls so fine that the entire thing could be drawn through a wedding ring

The way they could get away with pinking and slashing doublets in the 16th century was partially because the fabrics were so tightly woven that you could simply cut a line on the bias and nothing would fray. 

Modern fabric machining sucks ass in terms of giving us any kind of quality like the kind human beings produced prior to the Industrial Revolution. 

*yells about textile history*

somtimes I get SO MAD about modern fabric sucking i stg

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anonymously make an assumption about me and i’ll confirm/deny it

(Source: fkclou, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

ninten1:
“ femicunt:
“ project-radfem:
“ Okay, ladies, you see this? Look at it! This is a door security bar. Now, it’s pretty obvious how it works, but let me explain anyway. When you are in your home/apartment, you brace this between the floor and...

ninten1:

femicunt:

project-radfem:

Okay, ladies, you see this? Look at it!

This is a door security bar. Now, it’s pretty obvious how it works, but let me explain anyway. When you are in your home/apartment, you brace this between the floor and the doorknob, (like you see them do with chairs in movies?) You secure it in place and when secured, the door is almost impossible to open, and basically impossible to kick open. 

This device is $16 on Amazon.  <Click

It’s #1 bestseller in home security and has 4.5 stars with over 1,600 reviews. 

I love you guys, and I want you safe. Please, consider getting this. Stay safe!

I need this. My paranoia needs this.

We own one of these things, and god, THIS IS NO EXAGGERATION. With one of these, the door is damn near impossible to move from the outside.

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

phantity:

darthkawaii42:

blueflamesandsatan:

rjleyblue:

corpidicarta:

corpidicarta:

To consider Europe a single being is the worst you could do. Everybody hates everybody. The British hate immigrants, Germans hate Italians, Italians hate the French and other Italians, the French hate everyone else 

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Eurovision is the battleground on which the old hatreds are rekindled.

Also, this is quite frankly the most accurate post i’ve ever seen in my life.

@darthkawaii42

The sad but extremely accurate truth tbh 😂😂😂

It’s so annoying when Americans treat a whole continent like one big country.
“I went to Europe”
Really, love? Where’d you go? Barcelona or Barnsley?

(Source: anulloamato, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

danthenachoman:

just in case people needed some perspective as to how much a billion actually is

1 million seconds is just over a week and a half

1 billion seconds is about 35 years

(via ailleee)

dimir-charmer:

roachpatrol:

ok but has anyone considered… stormtrooper memes. stormtroopers with injokes. stormtroopers quietly passing along little nudges and references while they’re standing guard or patrolling endless hallways. hux pausing halfway through a speech, suspiciously— he just heard a very tiny, staticy giggle. like,

  • (standing in front of blank wall or empty box) nothing to see here, move along
  • let’s just put that in the back pocket for now mmkay
  • *eats ration bar* mm mmm tastes like [dead comrade]
  • you can’t be mean to me on my birthday
  • *force chokes a problem*
  • (between heavy darth vader wheezes) i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed. 
  • (when something falls over) rebel scum!
  • *points at large machine* mom
  • it’s party time (everyone stands perfectly still for at least a minute)
  • (when friend come into the room) you’re surplus to requirements
  • they put a worm in him
  • *picks up thing that is not a phaser* pew pew
  • i’m matt the radar technician

@swearydroid

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

I have lived to see the Prime Directive implemented on Mars, a warp drive break the laws of physics, and a legal battle with Klingon insults in the briefings.

(Source: hollywoodreporter.com, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

thecommonchick:

MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt

(Source: thecommonchick.com, via starwarsisgay)