There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!
Have fun everyone!
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Honestly I will always be grateful to Brooklyn 99 for giving us “cool motive, still murder” as a quick, no-frills response to all these weak white boy villains with woe-is-me backstories that fandoms inevitably try to woobify.
(Source: jacqueline-carlyle, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
The Generation We Love To Dump On by Matt Bors
THANK YOU
Millennial outnumber baby boomers! Please get active in voting in your country if you are able to!
(via bronzedragon)
Things I Learned in Chem Lab Today
1) There’s totally a reason that they tell you not to put your pipette upright in beakers and shit, and my lab partner (read: only other person in my class) is terrible about it.
2) Hydrogen chloride should stay in its beakers at all times.
3) My lab partner takes orders well, at the very least, or else I’m really good at issuing orders in a crisis.
4) My reflexes are much better than I thought they were.
hey guys psa regarding hospital bills
don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say, “Excuse me, I just received a bill for $1200 for my hospital visit/ER visit/etc., is that the correct amount I’m supposed to pay?” because hospitals bill you before your health insurance and they will take your money no matter how the amount due may change based on your health insurance looking at it. 90% of the time, if your health insurance is in any way involved in the payment of that bill, you do not have to pay as much as the hospital is billing you for. call your health insurance provider first, and POLITELY request clarification, always remember that the person you are talking to is human and this is just their job, and then you will very likely find out you actually only owe $500.
don’t shout at anyone about it, don’t get mad, just understand that this is The Way Things Are right now and call your health insurance provider before paying the bill your hospital just sent you. there’s a chance the hospital bill might be correct, true, but call your health insurance provider.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
The best of Tumblr: Disney
(The best of Tumblr: Harry Potter, The best of Tumblr: Avatar)
(via littlestartopaz)
HEY SO IF YOU HAVE CONCERNS ABOUT DRUG INTERACTIONS, EITHER ABOUT A DRUG THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY TAKING OR A DRUG YOU PLAN TO TAKE
GO TO DRUGCOCKTAILS.CA (IT’S A CANADIAN SITE)
THIS WEBSITE WILL SHOW YOU COMMON INTERACTIONS ALONG WITH WARNING SIGNS FOR ALCOHOL, TOBACCO, CANNABIS/HASH, UPPERS/DOWNERS, BENZOS, CAFFEINE, TOBACCO, AND WHAT THE EFFECTS USUALLY ARE OF COMBINING ONE OR MORE
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE PLEASE
(via ailleee)
girls this is important as fuck
I will never not reblog this. Nothing is more important than this. Remember it always.
this needs to be signal boosted for all to see.
This goes for lgbtqia relationships too kids.
^ What quiet-savior said.
(Source: cdeine-crzy, via johanirae)
business email glossary
- thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
- thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
- would you be so kind: fucking do it
- best: i have never physically met you
- all best: this conversation is over
- all my best: i wish you would die
- happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
- i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
- i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
- sorry to chase: answer my email
- so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
- i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
- please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
- i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
- i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
- i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
- can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
- per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
- great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
- thanks!: i'm not mad at you
- thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
- thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
- please advise: this might be your fault
- kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
- mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
- can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
- sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
- let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
