Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

dubiousculturalartifact:

if you meet a person, and they introduce themselves to you,

and that person’s name is mentioned in the title of a well-known movie, or the lyrics of a popular song, 

let me guarantee you that:

A. they know this fact

B. mentioning this fact is not nearly as funny as you think it is

C. stop

hyacinth-halcyon:

songbirdspells:

nerdgasrnz:

twinkquisitor:

overlord-kyogre:

when you block a popular person due to personal reasons but then you still see their posts on your dash (reblogged from other people) because the block feature doesn’t work that way

i was literally just complaining about this to someone

Don’t forget the askterisk, it’s really important!

Since I know there are a lot of toxic folk in the community, reblogging for reference for those who may need it.

yup this is exactly what I do. block the person and blacklist the url.

(Source: pypixy, via johanirae)

phantom-locked:

ontopofgravity:

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

(via ailleee)

backofthebookshelf:

deducecanoe:

historical-nonfiction:

Benjamin Franklin helped to create Impeachment Clause of US Constitution. He realized that if a president were to “render himself obnoxious,” then people would logically consider assassination unless there was a legal way to get rid of the president.

Just obnoxious. Not treasonous or acting outside of the best interests of the American people. Just really really fucking annoying.

Ben Franklin understood people.

(Source: shestokas.com, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)