yo “useless” implies incompetence and that’s letting GCPD off easy, they’re not incompetent buffoons who suck too hard to do their job properly, they’re corrupt stooges who intentionally, on purpose, allow the powerful and the mafia to exploit the working class until they’re desperate enough to become henchmen or petty thieves like the guy who killed the Waynes. Aside from the mafia and costumed villains, the Gotham City Police (bar Jim Gordon) are some of Batman’s most hated enemies.
^^^^^^^^
There’s an enormous difference between ‘well-meaning but incompetent’ and ‘corrupt asshole’
“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes
Whenever your faith in people is lost, remember these pictures.
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People are still good. For some reason the negativity is all we pay attention to, but there are still good things happening in the world. We just need to be reminded of that once in a while.
Florence + the Machine has three moods: float etheral and untouchable through a misty forest, twirl in a magnificent waltz of joy through the stars of the universe, or sMASH SHIT GET HIT HERE’S THE HURRICANE SUCKAS
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”
Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient
this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling
vampire:
honestly it's not my fault like by now you should have expected something like that and known to... not grab anything i'm drinking then try to drink it
their friend:
i wasn't. paying attention. warm. it was warm. in a mug. like coffee. who puts blood in a mug? warm blood? just drinks it? from a mug? like someone would do with coffee?
vampire:
...
vampire:
i mean.. who drinks blood that's cold-
their friend:
i could have DRANK that
vampire, sighing, wearily sipping from their mug:
but you didn't, your day can only get better from here, and now you have a story to tell at parties
