niuniujiaojiao:

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

“You’re telling me my fourth most popular quote on Goodreads is that dick joke from Twelfth Night? And people actually think that when I said ‘greatness,’ I meant like, high standing and shit, and not dicks? Oh my god. Oh my god. This is the greatest day of my life.”

(via lupinatic)

just-shower-thoughts:

I feel like the US refuses to adopt the Metric System out of spite at this point

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

gakupokamuii:

prettyarbitrary:

lordicexx:

grandpafucker:

lifeisducky:

yeltumpar:

I <3 William Shatner on Twitter

I love how they respond to him, as if he is actually a captain, even more.

Nasa confirmed for huge fucking nerds

This is awesome and priceless and people that work on space stuff are the best people of all time.

Honestly this just about brings me to tears.

Roddenberry, Shatner, Nimoy, Nichols and all the rest of the original Star Trek cast and crew had no small role in making the moon landing as important as it was.  A few years before they set that lunar module down, this little TV show came along and fanned the dream into wildfire with an image of what humanity in space could actually look like—not only peaceful on our own world, endlessly curious, and prosperous enough to pursue it, but an active force for good in the greater universe.  Carrying not what’s most toxic about us, but what’s best about us out to the stars.

Everybody who has worked at NASA or any other space agency for the past 50 years is waiting for the day when that unmanned probe doing a flyby on a comet can be controlled from the bridge of a space-faring vessel.  When we’re not just looking at that comet through a color-coded sonar map, but we can look out a porthole and see it tumbling by with our own eyes.  When as a species we can finally outgrow hate and fear and violence, and turn our faces with joy toward all the beauties and wonders that lie waiting to be discovered.

And every time he does this, Shatner is reminding them of what that hope feels like.

This was too great to not repost.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

magzneto:

“No, for me the most difficult thing was probably the workshop fight with Ajax. The place is on fire, I’m not wearing any clothes.” (x)

(via fireflyca)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
“ well this is an interesting twist
”

i-am-the-unicorn-triumphant:

I’m watching a documentary in my us government class and they guy was saying how many of the founding fathers would blush and shy away from the fact that they were looked up to as gods and then it started playing some funky rock music and panned down to Alexander Hamilton and said, “Most of them that is.”

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

geisterweg:

I want everyone to push the Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer joke relentlessly until Ted Cruz is forced to address whether or not he is the zodiac killer in a debate

(Source: houndsoflovemp3, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

thugilly:

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

This is why Donald is my problematic fave in a nutshell…and this was BEFORE his glo up

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via thepainofthesass)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ tharook:
“ hollowedskin:
“ dr-archeville:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ andymisandry:
“ ayellowbirds:
“ pixiebutterandjelly:
“ Poison Ivy as a kindergarten teacher
”
no, but really: flytraps use up a LOT of energy...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

tharook:

hollowedskin:

dr-archeville:

ayellowbirds:

andymisandry:

ayellowbirds:

pixiebutterandjelly:

Poison Ivy as a kindergarten teacher

no, but really: flytraps use up a LOT of energy closing their traps. You know a lot of other plants that move that much? Tricking them into closing when there isn’t food there is indeed mean.

B-but… they’re plants… they’re devoid of sentience, right? They don’t “feel,” they’re more like little wind-up machines. Right? They don’t act on instinct, they’re… well… traps. You can’t actually be mean to a plant. Right??

I’m of the opinion that meanness is about the nature of the action, not awareness on the part of the target of the action. 

Tricking them into closing their traps is actually harmful to them, since the energy expended in closing and then re-opening the trap isn’t replenished by having a tasty insect to digest.

I’m of the opinion that meanness is about the nature of the action, not awareness on the part of the target of the action.


@ayellowbirds confirmed for Poison Ivy

fun fact, that line has become so popular that i’m quoted outside of tumblr without attribution.

It’s such a good quote and such a good way to be in life…we could do with more people who have such a kind way of viewing the world <3

(Source: thetackybunny, via academicfeminist)

disgustinganimals:

how would something like this survive at a hometown buffet let alone outside

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via academicfeminist)