monobeartheater:

intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

A+ deduction, friend.

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lupinatic:

pencandy:

this swan sounds like a rabid chihuahua what in the world i thought they were supposed to be chill and serene!!

@fleamontpotter

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chopsueylou:

tag challenge! the first that comes up when you write
• up
• take
• midnight
• four
• made

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sexyshoelessgodofwar:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

Scrump (v): to steal apples

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Tags: linguistics

maddeningscientist:

momnar:

samsweetmilk:

Our good friend @quietpinetrees has brought his microfiction to tumblr and it is achingly beautiful.

oh this is gorgeous

at first i thought these were all from the same story and i really wanted to read it

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marauders4evr:

lesbianrunner5:

higuamota:

reblog to save a life so i don’t mow a fricker over

reblog bc they used to teach us the opposite in school and manner guides

#I thought the opposite too I am so sorry

To be honest, it’s really up to the person in the chair. I honestly don’t mind either one but I’ve met people who get uncomfortable/annoyed when an abled-bodied person does the bottom pose. The biggest problem is the infantilization behind it. (You’re making the same pose that you would when talking to a child.) But then again, sometimes bending over is the only way that I can hear you (otherwise, the noise is coming from two feet above me). Plus there have been times when the person crouching down has made the conversation more meaningful because it’s like they’re bringing themselves to my level and making direct eye-contact? I don’t know. I guess it just depends on the intent of the abled person.

Again, that’s my own personal viewpoint.

If you’re ever in a situation like this and you’re really unsure, just ask the person in the chair. They’ll tell you what they’re comfortable with. 

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So many jedistormpilot headcanons

nnfandomz:

Dumb (and by dumb, I mean amazeballs) movie.

  • Poe hanging around two giant space puppies more often than not, but being completely blindsided when Jess refers to Rey and Finn as his. And then smirking and thinking “damn right they are.” 
  • Finn not being terribly bothered by how strict his doctor and nurse are, because they’re not mean, and it’s structure. He’s free, but he needs that structure now that he’s not running on sheer adrenaline and while trying to find his fit with the Resistance. He can’t break a lifetime of habits in a few weeks, but he can take baby steps.
  • Poe having low key nightmares about Kylo Ren violating his mind, and waking up to find Rey standing over him. He accidentally kicks her in the gut the first time and it’s all a big mess, but eventually he just gets used to waking up to her being there and she gets it. 
  • Finn making friends with Snap Wexley and Admiral Statura, first because they’re going over the information Finn can give them and cataloging this knowledge, and then because Snap gets the bright idea to teach Finn how to play poker. “You have your people, and then you have your poker buddies, Finn. And your poker buddies will make sure Poe doesn’t fleece you for the shirt off your back, the rotten shark.”
  • Snap introducing Finn to fire whiskey. 
  • Poe laughing at Finn’s first hangover, but then getting him a painkiller and cuddling with him.
  • Finn trying sugary foods for the first time and loving them.
  • Snap realizing he can bribe Finn with candy, and ruthlessly exploiting it to win his prank war with Poe.
  • Poe teaching Finn to kiss, because his guy is ridiculously eager, but ridiculously awful at it. Not that Finn would have had a lot of time to practice in the First Order. Besides, Poe might have a teeny, tiny possessive streak, and be stupidly pleased he gets to teach him.
  • Rey being so absorbed with her Jedi training, and trying to figure out the Force and “be at one with it”, that it takes Poe and Finn some time to realize she has some capital I issues. 
  • Poe and Finn not figuring out two of these Issues until they’re sent on a rescue mission with her, Snap, Jess Pava, and fellow First Order deserter, Officer Phasma, to bust out Admiral Akbar. Namely that A) Rey can’t swim AT ALL and they crash land in a lake, and B) Rey is utterly ill-equipped to deal with the winter planet they’re on. (Which really, they should have thought about this sooner.)
  • This leads to a comedy of errors where Jess and Phasma have to go free the Admiral and rendezvous with them at the exit point, and Snap and Finn securing the exit point while Poe has to get Rey across that channel, clinging to his back like a baby monkey because the water is deep and there’s only a tiny underwater ledge they can inch by on, and she’s terrified. (And hypothermic and turning an alarming shade of blue.)
  • Finn, however, is very gallant and dashing and being an utter boss in making sure the exit gets secured and Poe and Rey are safe. Poe’s not even going to lie, he’s very turned on.
  • Rey being utterly mortified once they get back to base, and Finn refusing to let her be embarrassed, because he’s learned that’s what a team and a family are for. Covering your back when you’re down.
  • Finn learning astromech so he can understand what BB-8 keeps saying, but refusing to give up their special thumbs up signal. Poe realizes he’s about to be in trouble when he walks in on the two of them doing that.
  • Lt. Connix and Jess taking Rey out on leave trips, because Rey needs friends and Rey is a big dumb space puppy who hasn’t realized that Finn and Poe are not just friends, and that maybe she needs people to talk it out with that aren’t a Jedi master or the objects of her affections.
  • Rey can drink them both under the table, because the only alcohol back “home” was the equivalent of 100 proof moonshine, and you have to get used to it early.
  • Then they realize she doesn’t even know she’s been given an account with credits.
  • Lt. Connix and Jess realizing Rey might have an Issue about food, because she uses all of her credits to buy packs of really awful food rations, and she gives them out to people she cares about.
  • Poe and Finn have several packs of awful food rations, but they eat them proudly because they realize Rey is a big dumb space puppy and giving food is the highest form of showing affection she knows.
  • Poe was so very wrong. Rey is a ridiculously awful kisser. Still, that means there’s just that much more practice time for him and Finn.
  • Finn wrangling the other two into bed the way he likes it, so he’s the one facing the door. If someone comes in for them, they’ll have to get through him first. Besides, Rey’s softer, and gets cold at night. And if she’s in the middle, Poe’s arm settles around Finn’s waist at the perfect level that makes him feel safe, too.
  • Poe realizing that while courting is definitely a thing where he grew up, and with other cultures on the base, Finn and Rey have no clue what it is, and dammit, his dumb space puppies deserve to be courted properly.

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Hey so

kumagawa:

i dont know if you’ve been keepin up with the stories in Flint or not but my water deadass looks like this:

and a few friends are buying me bottled water and what not because I can’t use the tap and while I’ve been using it to bathe/wash its gotten to a point where i can’t really just shrug off the patches and shit on my skin. most of the water i’ve previously had i’ve given to my sisters to ensure my baby niece and nephew have access to untainted water for cleaning/bathing,  so if you could help out with bottled water or what not i’d really appreciate it, considering it’s getting really hard to get ahold of in my area or what not, or even if you just want to donate my paypal is beiialedge@aol.com, thanks i really appreciate it.

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Tags: flint

thoughts about Finn

primarybufferpanel:

ifeelbetterer:

I’m already seeing a lot of portrayals of Finn’s backstory as a Stormtrooper hinging on wanton violence and trauma. But I wonder if anyone has considered that the way Troopers are conditioned might be by an excess of care/attention, not by violence? I mean, we have evidence of that reading in the fact that Finn’s negative reaction is noted and pursued by his commanding officer. That demonstrates a heightened awareness of each of the troopers, not a lack of care. I wonder if maybe the medical care for troopers–as an example–was absolutely the best that money can buy, but not offered with pleasantries. Like, maybe Finn has had medical care thousands of times but usually he was put under sedation at the drop of a hat rather than allowed to stay conscious and engaged with the medical process. Like, maybe the biggest difference between his current medical care and what he experienced as a trooper is that they’re going to explain what they’re doing at every step now and he’s going to have to push himself to heal, not rely on them making it easy on him.

Like, if a trooper got a spinal injury, wouldn’t it make sense for the clearly affluent First Order to simply replace the spine and, like, build new muscle tissue or whatnot, rather than putting a trooper through longterm physical therapy and making him choose which course of treatment he wants.

Also, I think it’s worth thinking about how everything is easy as a trooper, but nothing is personal and that might be another key difference. I totally buy the idea of Finn being chronically touch-starved and unable to assert choices, though. I am loving that trend in the fic. I bet other key differences could include:

  • now he has to own things and remember where they are. Like, he takes off his shoes outside and then forgets that, you know, they’re his and he has to come back barefoot to find them later
  • also remembering how stuff belongs to other people too. Like, he doesn’t recognize the gesture as significant when Poe gives him the jacket. It’s not until Poe says it, maybe even later when he thinks about it again, that it’s a gift.
  • having to remember names is probably very hard. and then finding out people have two names each, that probably frustrates him and blows his mind equally.
  • it might take him a while to understand how different people’s backgrounds are. like, maybe he assumes everyone knows how to use a lightsaber because Rey was good at it. If Rey knows it, he just assumes everyone knows it. That’s the way it was for troopers: everyone knew exactly the same things. You never chatted about your childhood because it was exactly identical to everyone else’s. He probably grows to really love hearing people talk about their pasts. He probably makes a lot of friends by being just utterly charmed by the most prosaic of stories.
  • i bet the messiness of the base bothers him. i bet he has to keep telling himself it’s fine that no one has scoured that wall over there, it’s totally fine. because he clearly wants to go find a bucket and a sponge and just bleach the fuck out of that mold.
  • god, he is actually probably the neatest ever. once he gets a hang of the idea of this being his room, he probably keeps it fucking spotless

#tfa spoilers#this is SUCH an excellent post especially the point about the difference between an excess of care and personalized care#I was just talking to someone about the first order’s strategies for depersonalization#(there specifically I was talking about sex and relationships between stormtroopers but the same principles apply)#the first order will treat you well they will look after you—you’ll have the best care availible#because the first order maintains their machinery#and that’s all finn is#he is not an individual any more than a wire is an individual or a circuit board is an individual; and the first order works hard#to ensure that mindset is instilled in their soldiers#but from the moment poe asks “are you good with finn?”#it’s a total paradigm shift#because being asked a specific and personal opinion is new#when the med-bot asks him if it is acceptable to administer the anti-cortisol shot finn just blinks at it#not realizing it’s actually waiting for a response#they serve—whatever the space equivalent of brussel sprouts is at the resistance mess hall and poe makes a face#scrapes them onto rey’s plate (she’ll eat anything like the desert ration-starved orphan she was)#and when finn asks why poe says “I’ve never liked brussel sprouts” like it’s nothing#like that’s….something you can say#finn is stunned and delighted at the amount of personhood he is suddenly allowed#it’s wonderful I love it#star wars#(touch-starved and delighted and overwhelmed and he is so loved)#(already)#(that’s the first thing he gets)#(what a BABE)

[tag novel by @notbecauseofvictories]

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karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

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