Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

lupinatic:

alrightanakin:

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fantomeheart:

urtube:

taze-that-chicken:

urtube:

It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit

you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses on right? Everything is just a little blurry

Yes thank you I’ve been wearing glasses for 10 years I know how it is when I can’t find mine which is why I made this post

Try having -9.75 prescriptions. I cannot see past my nose without glasses/contacts. It’s not just a little blurry at alllll.

Backup glasses in every room!

Excuse u idk about u but I for one am not made of money

Besides, even just ‘a little bit blurry’ can be enough to prevent you from seeing your glasses even when they’re right in plain sight, especially if your frames are not an eye-catching colour.

I have three pairs of glasses - the current up-to-date prescription set which I wear everyday, the ones I had before that which are now my spares, which are kept in a glasses case in a very specific spot in my bedroom (and I mean specific down to the inch), and the pair I had before that from several years ago which have been through the wars, which I keep in a brightly coloured case in my handbag. That way, no matter where I lose my glasses, I can either go to my bedroom and find the ‘proper’ spares by feel, or else find the bright splash of colour in my bag, take out my ‘okay they’ll get me home without being run over by a car’ spares and get home to my spares. And if something happens to the ‘they’ll do’ spares while I’m out, it’s no huge financial loss.

I straight-up got glasses with flashy blue inlay on the sides this time around because they’re easier to find than my preferred black frames.  Without my glasses, yes, I can still technically see, but not well enough to do anything, CERTAINLY not search around for my glasses.

(Source: halabi)

texasenchantment:

freedom of speech means that the government can’t imprison you for what you say, not that the rest of us can’t tell you to shut the fuck up

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biphoenix:

reblog this w cool facts abt dogs

Newfoundlands have water resistant fur and webbed feet

Dachshunds were originally bred for fighting badgers

More than 5,000,000 puppies are born in the U.S. every year

i’m glad i made this post

Skilled sheep dogs can separate a sheep from the heard by just looking at it, not even moving.

Three dogs survived the sinking of the Titanic, two Pomeranians and one Pekingese

Poodles are not French by origin. They’re German dogs, but French nobility quickly became fascinated by these pooches

i’m so glad i made this post

Greyhounds are the only breed mentioned by name in the Bible.

When you pet a dog, both you and the dog experience a release of oxytocin. Petting dogs objectively makes you both happier

Dog’s nose prints are just as unique as human finger prints !

Corgis were bred for herding cows.

Dogs’ eyes contain a special membrane, called the tapetum lucidum, which allows them to see in the dark.

Kangal dogs guard flocks (other dogs do the actual herding) and don’t have to be trained because they pass the knowledge down through generations. They will take up advantageous lookout positions, rotate watches, patrol the perimeter, and use a special bark to summon the other dogs and form a wall to drive off an encroaching bear.

Huskies, especially Siberians, will travel in a circle around humans, dogs and other animals to protect them from predators. The radius is usually large enough that they can find threats and chase them off before they even return to your line of sight. They will also chase bears and aren’t always smart enough to stop chasing them.

You can lift a Scottish Terrier up by the tail (but they probably won’t like it.) They were bred to hunt rodents, and sometimes got stuck in the rodent’s holes in the ground so you had to get them out by pulling them by the tail. Also they can’t really swim because their head weighs too much in comparison to the rest of their body.

Teddy Roosevelt’s dog, Pete, ripped a French ambassador’s pants off at the White House

Basset hounds were intentionally bred to have short legs so that when used for hunting/tracking game, their pace would be slow enough for hunters to be able to follow on foot.

I am a happy

Westies were bred to be white after a nobleman accidentally shot his favorite dog while hunting. This way they are easier to distinguish from prey.

Labrador retrievers of any color-brown, black, or yellow- can throw any color in a litter regardless of the color of the parents.

The white tipped tail on basset hounds was deliberate so that hunters could spot them when they were in the brush.

Shiba Inu’s name translated directly to “firewood dog”

People who bind:

lupinatic:

melinda-t-charville:

aloissbootyshorts:

breathinginflammatoryideas:

ayameyume:

For those of you who don’t already know, there is a petition going around to actually stock binders in stores (like Walmart/Kmart/Target etc.)!!!

ALSO, people who don’t bind. Please, can I have your attention?

Here is your chance to exercise your allyship. Sign this petition. It can be very, very difficult for people who bind to get access to effective binders. They often resort to harmful things (like tape) that can break their ribs or suffocate them. 

Please, sign the petition. You will be saving someone from immeasurable pain.

ONLY 560 TO GO

I don’t know what the 560 above refers to but right now the petition is still looking for 63,000 signatures. Don’t assume they’ve almost hit quota and thus don’t need your help :)

This addition is important because assuming that was exactly what I did do

boopboopbi:

Howling Commando Era pranks please because the Army takes that sort of shit seriously and since Steve is so very eager to fit in with the rest of the guys obviously the best thing to do is to include him in the neverending circle of pranks that get pulled both on themselves and others (mostly others)

For your consideration:

• Gabe and Morita shaving off one of Dugan’s eyebrows while he sleeps. The next morning Bucky making him shave off the other so he’s still in uniform
• Apple pie-ing Steve’s bed. It’s hilarious watching most half asleep/drunk guys try and get into a short turned down bed, but they forget that Steve is a tiny bit stronger than most guys and he just puts his legs right through the sheets. Everyone gets laundry duty the next day, but nobody tells Steve why. 
• That time the river froze over and Dernier thought it would be fun to drive a General’s car onto the ice and tie it underneath a bridge. It might still be hanging there come spring, which is credit to his knot skills. 
• Also the time they dismantle a famous bridge to see how it is made and then somehow ended up with a few spare parts after putting it back together again. They then blame the Paras
• Dugan might have also stolen a plane from the RAF and proceed to send postcards from every city they visit in it
• Steve once got them all very drunk and recruited some of his USO friends to stage a well-needed makeover, thus starting the rumor of that one time the Howlies turned up to parade in stockings and red lipstick. 
• The sucessful mission off the coast of France in which they were in a submarine and fooled a German U-boat into thinking they were a fishing freighter full of drunks by singing loud showtunes over the radio
• An assortment of increasingly disgusting and tasteless ‘drinking’ games involving various bodily fluids that ultimately ends with Bucky and Peggy threatening to shoot every last one of them because Steve is a punk who never backs down and no they aren’t playing freckles they are all vile and unhygienic.
• An Admiral betting Steve a whole month’s rations of rum that he can’t pick up a tank. Steve can absolutely pick up a tank, and he proves it by putting it on top of his jeep.
• There is also that time when the allies drop fake wooden bombs on fake German airbases, which is how Falsworth reveals he’s actually a damn fine whittler and they start leaving carved wooden dicks behind in the bases that they raid. 
• Steve doesn’t know how they do it, but every single time they arrive in a new base or hideout or fucking foxhole in the ass end of europe, someone always finds the time to cover the shithouse with pages from Captain America comics
• Bucky Bear. No matter how many times Bucky tries to throw it away, set it on fire or use it as a weapon to smother a HYDRA operative, somehow the fluffy little fucker always makes its way back into his gear
• It is also worth noting that no matter who they prank, one rule stays firm; no one fucks with Peggy. It’s not that they think she can’t take it because she is a woman, it’s because she went to an all girls boarding school and they play fucking hardcore pranks 

(Source: boopifer, via princehal9000)