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January 05, 2016
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hasufin:

seananmcguire:

knitmeapony:

seananmcguire:

priscellie:

Man. I feel so thirsty lately.  I can’t drink enough water. I feel like the senator guy in that X-Men movie after getting exposed to Magneto’s mutant machine, and he keeps drinking drinking drinking water uncontrollably until he dives into the ocean and becomes a terrifying jellyfish creature and explodes.  Freaking Magneto. I was already sympathetic to the mutant cause. Why you gotta hate?

You’re not a mutant, honey, you’re a mermaid.  It’s all right.  Once your scales start coming in, you won’t be as thirsty.

You know, being a diagnostician in a world with more public magical creatures must be a trip and a half.  

  • “Extreme thirst has a lot of causes.  Let’s check your blood sugar, and let’s take a skin sample to see if you’re developing scales.”
  • “Joint pain is pretty common when someone’s pushing themself that way with training, and I’d definitely recommend some rest, but it sounds like it’s been coming on with the moon so we might want to do a blood test to check for lycanthropy.”
  • “I’m going to give you this journal.  Keep track of how often you’re near bodies of water and copses of trees – not single trees, there needs to be a cluster.”
  • “Bear with me, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but buy a pint of milk and keep it in your kitchen.  If it spoils faster than expected, we’ll have a better idea of what’s going on here.”

“Have you considered that you may not, in fact, actually be a mammal?”

“Okay, I’m going to have to refer you to a specialist. It looks like your tertiary dentition is coming in.”

“I think we need to check for allergic reactions to silver, iron, a few types of wood, garlic, and holy water. That’ll help us rule out some possible causes for this rash. In the mean time I think you should avoid Italian food and holy ground.”

“Have you noticed clusters of birds following you? Were they corvids? Hm, interesting. You ought to come in to the office so we can discuss this further.”

“That itching sensation might be a rash, but I think we ought to give you an MRI and see if you’re about to grow horns.”

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January 04, 2016
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matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

xingshining:

remooseloopin:

why do people think that the weasley brothers would corner harry and threaten him if he doesn’t take care of ginny?

i like to think they all had a prayer circle for the poor boy because ginny had her fair share of putting her brothers in their place when they piss her off.

fandom be like: “take care of our sister harry! or we will kill you!111!”

im sorry but it’s most likely this:

“she’s small but she’s powerful, here’s hoping you don’t get another scar.”

Harry probably realises Ginny is listening and gives a melodramatic sigh and says “Well, she’s already left a scar on my heart, so-” and Ginny snorts with laughter and her brothers all leap out of their chairs in terror.

They wouldn’t start a prayer circle; they’d be taking bets.

George whips everybody in the ‘first fight’ category of betting, when Ginny explodes at Harry for something minor months after they get back together.  He rigged it, obviously (Fred would have been horror stricken if his death turned his brother into, nightmare of nightmares, a stiff).  He splits the winnings with the pair of them.

Ron cleans up when Harry proposes.  In retrospect the others decide they shouldn’t have let him gamble on that one.

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January 04, 2016
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IZ- fashion for wheelchair users

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

ok2befat:

“We believe wheelchair users should have access to the same styles and trends everyone else has, without ever having to compromise comfort.

Our clothing has signature cuts and styles to fit a seated body shape, falling and draping naturally without interfering with wheelchair mechanics. We use top-quality fabrics that look beautiful and feel luxurious.

Our Easy Zip Back option in coats is just one way that we’re making layering up and staying warm easier than ever. Discreet zippers in the back mean that Easy Zip Back coats separate into two individual pieces. 

Our signature ‘L-Shape’ means that IZ coats have the length you need over your lap while looking sleek and clean so you don’t sacrifice your style.”

The IZ Collection goes up to a 2X and has a wide range of masculine and feminine clothes.   

They look gorgeous, but be prepared. They are expensive.

This is so rad

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Tags: THIS IS AN EXCELLENT START also damn son you rocking that coat

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January 04, 2016
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dnd character concept

bemusedlybespectacled:

animatedamerican:

orfs:

barbarians named in the fashion of early puritans

cleave-the-shield-of-the-coward-in-twain peters

sharpen-your-axe-on-your-foes michaelson

suffer-not-the-blood-of-the-unworthy abrams

and those famous three barbarian brothers: crush-the-enemy howard, see-them-driven-before-you howard, and hear-the-lamentation-of-their-women  howard

@zrayak

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Tags: dnd also sense8 because i only recognize that quote from sense8 pretty sure it's from like conan the barbarian or something

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January 04, 2016
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January 04, 2016
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kukkiisart:

“But you’re so talented, why can’t you just believe in yourself more? Why don’t you see what I see?”

To this amazing and talented person, who is so full of talent and creativity. Don’t let others poison you. You’re beautiful. You’re a fighter. You’re a creator. You have reason to be proud.

I believe in you.

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Tags: so i guess it says stuff about my past that this made me a little teary thank you

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January 04, 2016
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maroonsparrow:

sizvideos:

Aipoly Vision App helps visually impaired see the world through their smartphone

Can we also talk about how this is the best translation tool for non English speakers? I want this for traveling!

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January 04, 2016
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bonehandledknife: “ musicalmarauder: “ raggedick: “ OK Tumblr, i see a lot of reblogs for Bernie here but we have to make sure we’re taking actions to ensure he has a fighting chance in this arena. His opponents have the money and the media circus...

bonehandledknife:

musicalmarauder:

raggedick:

OK Tumblr, 

i see a lot of reblogs for Bernie here but we have to make sure we’re taking actions to ensure he has a fighting chance in this arena. His opponents have the money and the media circus backing them but he has us, so let’s run it! 

The primaries are elections held months before the ACTUAL presidential election that basically decide who the main candidates for each party will be, specifically, who will be listed on the ballot in the election in november. if we want Bernie to stand a chance at all he MUST be on the ballot in November. For that to become a reality we need everyone reading this to get them and their friends to vote in the Primaries! I’ve used the site www.voteforbernie.com to list the following info below so you can all see it easily enough and share it with just a click. Check your state below for the appropriate information on when and how to vote in the primaries! 

Below are the registration and voting dates for all 50 states, Puerto Rico and Washington DC (as a separate voting date). Be sure to register! Click your state to find out how! Below is a key to reading the following information!

Some states have open registration meaning it doesn’t matter which party you’re registered as, you can still vote for Bernie.

*** Some states are CLOSED meaning you MUST be registered as DEMOCRAT by the date’s i’ve listed to vote for Bernie. 

*~* Some states are SEMI-CLOSED meaning you must be registed as DEMOCRAT or UNDECLARED to vote for Bernie.

# means you can register or switch parties the day of voting at the voting station. 

NEW YORK!!! you have less than 30 days to register even tho your primaries aren’t until April. PLEASE GO REGISTER AND TELL EVERYONE ELSE!

Alabama - Tuesday, March 1st (register by February 19th)
Alaska - Saturday, March 26th *** # (register by January 19th)   
Arizona - Tuesday, March 22nd *** (register by February 22nd)
Arkansas - Tuesday, March 1st (register by January 31st)
California - Tuesday, June 7th *~* (register by May 23rd)
Colorado  - Tuesday, March 1st *** (register by January 1st)
Connecticut - April, 26th *** (register by January 26th)
Delaware - Tuesday, April 26th *** (register by April 2nd
Washington, DC - Tuesday, June 14th*** (register by May 15th)
Florida - Tuesday, March 15th *** (register by February 16th)
Georgia - Tuesday, March 1st (February 1st)
Hawaii - Saturday, March 26th *~* # (register by February 25th)
Idaho - TBD (check the site early next year!)*~*
Illinois - Tuesday, March 15th *~* # (register by February 16th)
Indiana - Tuesday, May 3rd (register by April 4th)
Iowa - Monday, February 1st *~* # (can register day of!)
Kansas - Saturday, March 5th *** (register by March 5th)
Kentucky - Tuesday, May 17th *** (register by April 18th)
Louisiana - Saturday, March 5th *** (register by February 4th)
Maine - Sunday, March 6th *** (register by February 14th)
Maryland - Tuesday, April 26th *** (register by April 5th)
Massachusetts - Tuesday, March 1st *~* (register by February 10th)
Michigan - Tuesday, March 8th (register by February 7th)
Minnesota - Tuesday, March 1st (register by February 9th)   
Mississippi - Tuesday, March 8th (register by February 7th)
Missouri - Tuesday, March 15th (register by February 17th)
Montana - Tuesday, June 7th (register by May 8th)
Nebraska - Saturday, March 5th *** (register by February 19th)
Nevada - Saturday, February 20th *** (register by January 20th)
New Hampshire - Tuesday, February 9th *~* # (register by January 30th)
New Jersey - Tuesday, June 7th *** # (register by May 17th)
New Mexico - Tuesday, June 7th *** (register by May 10th)
New York - Tuesday, April 19th *** (register by October 9th 2015)
North Carolina - Tuesday, March 1st *~* (register by February 5th)
North Dakota TBD (check the site early next year!)
Ohio - Tuesday, March 15th *~* (register by February 14th)
Oklahoma - Tuesday, March 1st *~* (register by February 5th)
Oregon - Tuesday, May 17th *~* (register by April 26th)
Pennsylvania - Tuesday, April 26th *** (register by March 27th)
Puerto Rico - Sunday, June 5th (register date TBD)
Rhode Island - Tuesday, April 26th *~* (register by March 27th)
South Carolina - Saturday, February 27th (register by January 28th)
South Dakota - Tuesday, June 7th *~* (register by May 23rd)
Tennessee - Tuesday, March 1st (register by January 31st)
Texas - Tuesday, March 1st (register by January 31st)
Utah - Tuesday, March 22nd *~* (register by February 21st)
Vermont - Tuesday, March 1st (register by February 24th)
Virginia - Tuesday, March 1st  (register by February 8th)
Washington - Saturday, March 26th (register by July 6th)
West Virginia - Tuesday, May 10th*~* (register by April 19th)
Wisconsin - Tuesday, April 5th (register by March 16th)
Wyoming - Saturday, April 9th*** (register by March 26)

REMINDER: About half of the states allow 17 year olds to vote in the primaries if they will be 18 years of age by the actual election. Check if your state let’s you do this and you can help if it is a state that allows this!

PS. Most polls think Sanders will lose because those polls target registered democrats who have voted before.

These tend to skew older and represent the ‘most likely voters’.

Prove them wrong.

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"Rey is given a luxury that comes so easily to male heroes – she simply turns a corner, finds a magical item (Luke Skywalker’s Lightsaber, no less) and it awakens the Force in her. Just that. No searing infertility, no rape, no revelation of past abuse, no heartbreak, no sacrifice. No heroine who’s validity is defined by what she has sacrificed, in the way of Katniss handing up her life for her sister, becoming a martyr for a revolution. In the way of Ariel, handing over her power to speak in order to walk on land. No poison apple, no needle on a spinning wheel here."

— Opinion: Girls Explain Star Wars To You – (via damelola)

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tearyphoenix: “ seleyin: “ more than that : if you see a girl being harassed, she won’t always have that reflex. So YOU go and tell her : “Hiiii (insert random name here) I didn’t see you ! what are you doing here ? So glad to see you, come sit with...

tearyphoenix:

seleyin:

more than that : if you see a girl being harassed, she won’t always have that reflex. So YOU go and tell her : “Hiiii (insert random name here) I didn’t see you ! what are you doing here ? So glad to see you, come sit with me”. I promise you the girl won’t think twice before going with you.

I was with friends in a late night tramway once, everyone was drunk and tired, and there was a girl all alone in the seat facing ours. She minded her own business, finishing the sauce of an empty french fries carton. Two drunk guys show up and sit on each side of her, telling her that she shouldn’t eat that, that she will get fat, that it would be a shame to let such a pretty body go fat, and a various number of disgusting things. So I said “hey Julie, why are you letting those douchebags annoy you, come back, sit with us.” She looked at me and immediately changed sides to sit with us. The guys were surprised, saying “she’s your friend ?!” and I just replied “yes, and you’re annoying her right now.” I stayed with her until she got out of the tramway safe.

When you’re being harassed it’s sometimes very hard to think straight and find a quick way to react, so I encourage everybody to do this if you see another woman being harassed. Pretend you know her, and that she’s your friend. Let her know you’re here to side with her and protect her. Help girls be safe.

perfect

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