boromir-queries-sean asked: Final papers are busy killing me right now and I am all of the anxiety, so please talk to me about what a Leverage Hogwarts AU would be like.

amusewithaview:

OH MAN OKAY.

So I know we all have thoughts and feelings and whatnot about the characters as they appear in the show, but lets focus on their 11 year old versions because I think they’d be slightly different.

THE CREW:

Parker is a half-blood orphan, and a Slytherin through and through.  Her ambition is to be the greatest curse breaker to ever walk the earth.  Why would she steal from Muggles when magic is such a great challenge?  She’ll learn bravery and loyalty and a love of learning and knowledge for its own sake later on down the line.  Right now though it flat out doesn’t occur to her to be afraid, she’s never had people of her very own so loyalty is a nebulous concept, and learning is awesome when it gets her where she wants to go.  The hat barely touches Parker’s head before barking out her House.  McGonagall, who spent three weeks trying to track the young scamp down in order to deliver her letter, breathes a sigh of relief and shoots Snape a look of sheer gloating triumph.

Eliot is a pureblood, and a Gryffindor, but that tends to surprise the people who get to know him well as an adult.  He values bravery and the defense of the innocent and his head is full of stories of heroes and valor and he has so much faith.  He is bright the way that the young idealists always are before the world gets its grubby paws on them.  The shiny wears off in Auror training, when he gets to see how the wizarding world really works.  After that, bravery doesn’t hold the same value for him anymore, and nor do ideals.  He makes his world a little smaller, a little easier, and focuses on people instead.  Once he finds them, he makes himself both sword and shield.  Gryffindor is the house of his youth, but Hufflepuff is his “final form” so to speak.

Hardison is a Muggle-born who spends the intervening weeks between getting his books and getting on that dang train absolutely devouring every word.  He wants to know it all, he wants to see everything, he is absolutely enamored with his new world from the word ‘go.’  It’s absolutely no surprise to him when the hat pronounces him a RAVENCLAW!  “Age of the geek, baby,” he says to himself as he struts to his seat at his new table.

Nathan is an absolute hatstall as an 11 year old, a halfblood who never thought he’d get to go to Hogwarts - never dared to dream he’d follow in his witch mother’s footsteps.  He’s brave, inquisitive, hard-working, and he’s not entirely sure what he wants to do but he’s going to be the very best.  He discusses his options with the hat for several minutes (who better to learn about the houses from than a hat that sat on all the Founders’ heads?), alternating between advocating for a house he might fit in and playing devil’s advocate to the hats suggestions.  Eventually, amused when it realizes what the child is playing at, the hat settles on Ravenclaw: a solid foundation of knowledge will be necessary for Nathan on his path, whatever he decides it will be.

Sophie has many names and many faces.  She leaves behind the girl she was and guards that information more dearly than her own life.  On any given day, she might say she was a student at Beauxbaton, Durmstrang, Salem, Hogwarts, or any of the hundreds of magical institutions that dot the planet.  Her favorite color is yellow, and that might be indicative, or it might not.  The truth is a matter of perspective.

Recurring Characters:

Tara Cole - Hufflepuff

Maggie Collins - Ravenclaw

Archie Leach - Gryffindor

James Sterling - Slytherin

Colin “Chaos” Mason - Ravenclaw

The setting:

Former Unspeakable Nate Ford and his band of cohorts act as modern-day Robin Hoods, pulling elaborate scams targeted against the greedy and the corrupt of magical society. Nate was inspired to begin his con business when the Ministry refused to allow research into the magic that could have saved his son’s life.

Hitter - Eliot Spencer was an elite Hit Wizard until a mission went seriously wrong, now he’s a wand for hire with a reputation for getting the job done by any means necessary.

Hacker - There’s not a language Hardison doesn’t speak, a runic script he can’t decipher.  He combines his expertise with wards, rituals, arithmancy, and Muggle tech to break the systems in ways nobody sees coming.

Thief - there’s not a curse Parker can’t break, no system she can’t slip through.  By hook, crook, or transfiguration, she’ll get in and out with the goods.

Grifter - Sophie can become anyone she needs to be, and that’s before she taps into her metamorphmagus abilities.

Mastermind - Nate knows how to bring them all together.  The consummate jack of all trades, and a master of knowing exactly how to put the right people in the right position to get the job done.

"I thought I was just going to do Hamilton for fun; I didn’t realize that I was stepping into a historic piece of theater. I mean, President Obama came to the fifth preview of the show– we hadn’t even opened yet! We had heard three days before that he was going to be in the audience, and everyone received an email saying, “Please show up to Hamilton as though it was airport security.” We were on lockdown until the president got there. When he came backstage, he said, “A lot of people make really great things and they never get recognized. You guys should really enjoy that you’ve made something great and it’s being embraced from the very beginning.” He shook everyone’s hand. We were in awed silence. The only two times that someone of note has come backstage and it’s been that silent was for Obama… and Beyoncé, who came with Jay Z. Everyone rushed to meet her, so I was like, “Okay, I probably won’t get to shake her hand, but as long as I can, like, breathe the same air, it’s fine.” And then she looked at me and said, “Were you the king? You were f–––ing incredible!” She told me she was going to steal my walk, and did an impersonation of the walk I do when I enter the stage. And then she looked me up and down and said, “I saw everything.” That’s when the ground opened up and I fell into my grave and died. A tombstone went up and it said, “Cause of Death: Beyoncé.”"

Jonathan Groff for EW’s Best & Worst issue of 2015: This was the year that… “I played the king in front of the president– and Queen B” (via jgroffdaily)

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fuckyeahisawthat:
“ ecouter-bien:
“ schwarmerei1:
“ bassfanimation:
“ mmfrconfessions:
“ I think Charlize Theron should’ve gotten more muscular to play Furiosa. I think it would’ve fit her badass wasteland warrior woman personality better if she had...

fuckyeahisawthat:

ecouter-bien:

schwarmerei1:

bassfanimation:

mmfrconfessions:

I think Charlize Theron should’ve gotten more muscular to play Furiosa. I think it would’ve fit her badass wasteland warrior woman personality better if she had some biceps.

When I was in PT for my back, the trainers said they had body builder guys in all the time with extremely weak cores.  They had gorgeous bodies and big arms, but their backs and core were so underdeveloped that they had a lot of pain and couldn’t lift worth a damn.  

I felt Furiosa’s body seemed realistically depicted for the type of lifestyle she led.  Really capable strength is very core based, not from over developed biceps. She did have very fit arms, which you can see better in some shots.

Uh yeah, Charlize actually bulked up a lot in her upper body. She just didn’t go for muscles that looked like she spent 2 hours a day in the Citadel gym. She looked like someone who lived the life Furiosa was living…

Adding to what @bassfanimation said: that type of over-developed upper body that so many men and a lot of male athletes go for also throws out the proper curvature of the spine and can result in back problems further down the line.

I have also been in pump classes where I’ve seen petite women half my size lift some deadass heavy weights on their bars. All of which is to say that you simply cannot tell how strong someone is simply by looking at their musculature and bigger does not necessarily mean better.

Agree with what everyone has said on this thread about realistic strength vs. looking a certain way. But also…come on now…


Reblog if you are NOT a Donald Trump supporter.

muteelfmoonmoon:

salisjunkyard:

ectoturntechbiologist:

My family ranted to me last night about how they think Donald Trump is the only responsible person trying to run for president and they think “everyone supports him”.

I want to prove them wrong.

This really means nothing if no one votes tho,
So please, VOTE if you can.

I try to avoid political posts as a rule, but this man is a truly abhorrent human being.

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lunch-official:

hommedog:

lunch-official:

nmqttps:

lunch-official:

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

can’t believe i can’t just reply to this but: maybe they’re actually telling you that this coffee has an important status. Lady Coffee

oh shit i was in the presence of bean water royalty oh fuck i must have looked like such a rube. such a fool.

what the fuck does this post mean ive been trying to decipher its hieroglyphic encrypted message but i cant

“From a deconstructionist stand point, I have to disagree with a large portion of the customers that I, a humble barista tend to each day. The assertion that certain coffee drinks are more suitable for one gender or another is folly. For as we know: 1. gender is a social construct, & 2. coffee of any type is simply hot water strained through roasted beans, & has no greater affect on either culturally assigned sex.”

“What ho, kind friend! Is it not unfortunate that I cannot simply reply to this post, & most reblog it? What a farce, this blue website! Ah, but I digress: what if perhaps your customers were not asserting not the suitability of the drink for a given gender, but rather indicating some matter of status? Perhaps the coffee is possessing of a high rank in society. This is of course my purely grammatical viewpoint on the subject.”

“Oh, damnation! This does in fact seem much more likely than my own ludicrous assumptions, & I was no doubt in the presence of roasted bean royalty! Some emissary from foreign soil! Curses! What a country bumpkin I’ve made myself out to be!!”

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rayredspider:

These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.

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voidbat:
“ fat-birds:
“ naamahdarling:
“ elodieunderglass:
“ ursulavernon:
“ funnywildlife:
“ Gossamer Wings by William Dalton on Flickr.
Legends say that hummingbirds float free of time, carrying our hopes
for love, joy and celebration. Like a...

voidbat:

fat-birds:

naamahdarling:

elodieunderglass:

ursulavernon:

funnywildlife:

Gossamer Wings by William Dalton on Flickr.

Legends say that hummingbirds float free of time, carrying our hopes

for love, joy and celebration. Like a hummingbird, we aspire to hover

and savor each moment as it passes; embrace all that life has to offer

and to celebrate the joy of every day. The hummingbird’s delicate

grace reminds us that life is rich, beauty is everywhere, every

personal connection has meaning and that laughter is life’s sweetest
creation. –Papyrus

I…Ah…hmm.

Look, it’s a great photo. The photographer kicked butt. They should be very proud of this photo.

But hummingbirds are not carrying your hopes for joy around. I am sorry. Have you met hummingbirds? Hummingbirds believe strongly that they should be eighteen feet tall and have flamethrowers. They are a half ton of pugnacious wrapped up in a half ounce of feathers. Given the choice, hummingbirds would fly around with “Ride of the Valkyries” blasting out of tiny speakers on their wings, putting the eyes out of their enemies.

They do not fear humans, but if they learn that humans will provide feeders, they will become very demanding. They are fiercely territorial. They are…kind of jerks, actually.

Also, there are papers indicating that female hummingbirds engage in what can only be termed “nectar-based prostitution” where they trade sexual favors to males in return for access to particularly rich nectar sources. 

If your hopes for love involve nectar and your hopes for joy involve crushing your foes, seeing them driven before you, hearing the lamentations of their nestlings, etc, then possibly the hummingbird may carry them around, otherwise…uh…have you considered vultures? Vultures are very pleasant, affectionate, and social birds. You should probably give them your hopes and dreams. They would be better at it. 

Did I mention it’s a great photo?

VULTURES, NOW.

this is Jack.

image

Jack (full name: Jack Sparrow) lives at the Hawk Conservancy. (He’s missing some toes because he was rescued from Vulture Smugglers.)

When you interact with Jack, you can tell he’s at about the level of … something between a ferret and a dog. Funny short little attention span, and a weird face to look at, but a human reads him as curious, friendly and interested in people.

image

When you meet a working vulture, you realize that they are definitely a wild predatory animal and very instinctive, but with a consciousness that extends to interest in their surroundings; like, he’s very much focused on THE SNACK, but before and after the SNACKTIME he also wants to have a chat about your day and look at your face and peer into your camera and ask to look at the pictures you took and then say “hey now take one where I’m doing duckface” and you’re like “ok Jack go ahead”

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Contrast with owls, which are typically pretty, but which are basically as interactive as a pop-up ad. They exist to land on things and eat them. They are not complicated. Vultures are hey-whatcha-doin. They’re yeah I’m a psychopomp but my real hobby is DJ-ing. They’d like to couchsurf next time they’re in town. You’d let them.

I would give Jack my dreams to carry. He would hold them well, in his big black lovely inky eyes, in his broken gentle feet.

Why is the last line making me tear up?

What a sweet vulture.

This is the best thing I have read today tbh

thank you, jack.

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dubiousculturalartifact:
“ tentakrule:
“ winneganfake:
“ fullcontactmuse:
“ jenniferrpovey:
“ holmgangs:
“ sunlitrevolution:
“  Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning  “ Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind...

dubiousculturalartifact:

tentakrule:

winneganfake:

fullcontactmuse:

jenniferrpovey:

holmgangs:

sunlitrevolution:

Bladeless wind turbines generate electricity by shaking, not spinning

Scientists hope to hugely reduce the cost of wind energy by removing the blades from wind farms, instead taking advantage of a special phenomenon to cause the turbines to violently shake.

Vortex, a startup from Spain, has developed the tall sticks known as Bladeless — white poles jutting out of the ground, that are built so that they can oscillate. They do so as a result of the way that the wind is whipped up around them, using a phenomenon that architects avoid happening to buildings and encouraging it so that the sticks shake.

They do so using vortices, which is where the company gets its name from. The bladeless turbines use special magnets to ensure that the turbines are optimised to shake the most they can, whatever speed the wind is travelling at.

As the sticks vibrate, that movement is converted into electricity by an alternator.

Wiggling Poles of the Wasteland Harvest Electricity For Power Hungry Humans

These also look like they would cause fewer problems for birds and bats.

This is really cool.

They leave off the important note that when the wind rises, each pole makes a sound like a hundred vuvuzelas roaring at once. In the post-apocalyptic world of the future, villagers will speak in hushed tones about the Roaring Plains, and caution adventurous travelers to stay well away. 

I appreciate how they essentially invented very useful yet alien-looking screaming pillars. Science continues to make some suspiciously sci-fi shit.

oooh
are these gonna be safer for bats?

sparkitors:

With its medley of magical faculty and its ever-changing rotation of Defense Against the Dark Arts professors, Hogwarts could use a little RateMyProfessor action—and we felt obliged to answer the call. If Snape’s rating doesn’t make you laugh out loud, then you have a Horcrux for a heart.

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adrianianam:
“ gogul-mun:
“ smallrevolutionary:
“ rudegyalchina:
“ rudegyalchina:
“Yall can try and try and try but Yall can’t stop us . NEVER WILL STOP US .
http://thisisafrica.me/500000-kenyan-women-sterilized/
”
This needs more FUCKING...

adrianianam:

gogul-mun:

smallrevolutionary:

rudegyalchina:

rudegyalchina:

Yall can try and try and try but Yall can’t stop us . NEVER WILL STOP US .
http://thisisafrica.me/500000-kenyan-women-sterilized/

This needs more FUCKING NOTES!

Boosting. Where all my feminists at??!

…..I

This is false. This is a lie. please do not spread it. If you have reblogged this before, please post a correction.

This is a hoax that has been spread by an anti-vaccination group.  They are trying to scare Kenyans away from vaccination and are attempting to cause global outrage in an attempt to stop vaccination drives. 

This rumor has been floating around since november of 2014, but is adapted from similar false rumors that have been spread in other countries that have major vaccination drives. 

Do not support these anti-vaccination lies.

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