Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Things overheard in the music building:

paradiddlette:

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?” 
“Because fuck you that’s why.” 

“I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.” 
“Dude you should eat your lunch.” 
“I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.”

“I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.” 

“Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.” 

“I’m thinking about dropping music history.” 
“But why, don’t you need that class?”
“Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.”

“So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.”

“SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.”

“I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.” 

“If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Science fiction pet peeve:

amusewithaview:

ANDROID = MALE-BODIED robot

GYNOID = FEMALE-BODIED robot

kaalashnikov:

if you say you support ‘a woman’s right to not shave’ you should also be:

• supportive of women who grow hair in places other than their legs and underarms, no matter for the cause of this
• supportive of trans women to affirm they don’t need to get rid of every body hair to qualify as feminine

or else your support is pointless really

(Source: necromancier, via bonehandledknife)

bbnadya asked: Krysten, how weird did it feel when david tennant licked your face?

jessicajones:

KR: I was a little gross.

DT: and it was early on, so it was “Hi, nice to meet you. I am going to lick your face.”

beanmom:

kingfucko:

gollyplot:

flittering-sylph:

Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun is “thou” in most cases. Grammar never changes. Pronouns must always stay one way until the end of time. Learn thy proper English. *sigh* Kids these days.

If thou this mistake shouldst make on thine own blog, then know, villain, that thou art a dirty descriptivist, and no friend of mine. Ne'er should language itself alter, it doth remain fixèd as such, untouch’d by change. Wouldst thou, vile descriptivist, that we forget the heritage of our great tongue? Nay, say I. Thou art but a dickhead who sayest so.

stynt ðy clappe! beoð ðo writerris be wetleas knafen. ðy langag o engelond diffoulened be, ille usenid bi sclaundrous novelri.

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blackpoeticinjustice:

verdant-witch:

s1n-pie:

mizzhabibi:

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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thelyssymarie:

best parts of leverage:

• the scene at the end of every episode where the whole team smugly stares down the mark while they stand in a dramatic cluster across the room
• “it’s a very distinctive ____”
  
• sophie attending her own funeral on multiple occasions
• eliot hugging hardison and then pushing him away like he was the one to initiate it
• maggie. just maggie
• nate trying and failing to figure out sophie’s real name
• parker being aggressively festive in the christmas episodes
• the team working seamlessly on a job
• every single interaction with sterling
• sophie being incapable of acting when it’s not for a grift
• hardison hacking the bank of iceland to pay his nana’s medical bills
• constant sci fi references
• the entirety of the rundown job
• eliot and parker slowly learning to trust others over the course of the seasons
• eliot sarcastically praising parker and hardison
• “age of the geek baby”
  
• the episode that’s filmed in the style of the office
• competence porn
• eliot being offended at the wrong things

feel free to add to this

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