i want to know more about charlie weasley’s friends. who the hell agrees to SMUGGLE A DRAGON across international borders on two days notice? who are these people that are willing to accept a dragon in a crate from a couple of small children, no questions asked? i need to know more, tell me about the antics of these mysterious flying dragon smugglers.
(via lupinatic)
Rajiv Surendra as Kurt Wagner (Nightcrawler)
Holy shit he is basically what I imagined Kurt to look like if he wasn’t blue
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Behind the Scenes! Fury Road Blu-Ray extras The Road Warriors: Max and Furiosa.
Two things that particularly delight me about this set:
- The wonderful assured energy that radiates from George even in still photographs. “This probably makes no sense to you right now, but in my head it’s awesome – trust me.”
- The fact that (with the exception of the shot of shirtless Tom that must have been on a break) I have no trouble telling which scene they are from even though in most cases the actors are not in costume and the still camera is in a different position to the shots used in the movie. For people who said it was one chase scene and had no plot, this set is an effective response.
Seriously. George Miller looks so calm and happy on set in every BTS thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m sure there must be times he’s lost his cool, but in every clip I’ve seen he just seems to have Ideal Director Energy–calm and confident even if there may be 15 things going wrong at that particular moment, which there probably are cause it’s a movie set. That’s what makes people enjoy working with you and want to do it again.
(Tangent! This is one of the reasons I hate filmmaking reality shows. Because the qualities that make a good reality TV personality are the exact opposite of the qualities that make a good director IRL.)
I am also very much here for Tom Hardy Upside-Down Head Pat and Bloody Laughing Charlize.
My first session
Context: My very first session, with special permission to make a Siren Rogue. She had been recruited by a human along with a kitsune. The trio had been summoned by a king to be debriefed on a mission. It should be noted that my Siren is generally very sarcastic, sassy, and mainly wears a very revealing outfit.
Siren: -arrives stylishly late and successfully charms numerous guards that she had flown into-
King: Oh, I see that another recruit has joined you.
Human: -obviously displeased- Yes, unfortunately.
Siren: -giving an exaggerated curtsy to the king- It’s a pleasure.
King: -blushing- Indeed it is.
Siren: -flirtily- Are you married, my king?
King: I was but unfortunately, my wife was taken from me a few months ago.
Me (going OOC): I’m going to hit that
DM: -laughing- I’ll allow it.
Human’s player: -also laughing- Wait, seriously?
DM: Yeah.
Siren: -doing a proper curtsy with a wink- Then perhaps a courting could be arraigned upon my return.
DM & King: Uuuumm sure.
It wasn’t until the next story, after a few new characters had been introduced, that the other players (excluding the DM) found out that I had been serious and she was now the queen of a kingdom.
I feel like Elizabeth’s a+ response is not talked about enough???
(Source: suisidesquad, via starklyjd)
In a better world, where bullshit gets checked:
“Ok, so you thought the boy made a bomb.”
“Yes.”
“And instead of evacuating the school, you pulled him out of class, arrested in front of everyone, then interrogated him, on the premises without getting the children to safety? So, we’re going to put you up for criminal endangerment of this entire school”
“Well, uh, maybe we didn’t really think it was a bomb”
“Oh, ok, so instead you lied to police and federal authorities in order to bring up false charges against a minor for… kicks? I mean, you’re basically picking between which charges you’d like to go up on here. Let me know, so we can get the paperwork right.”
(via adelindschade)
people who slip into proper grammar when they’re upset are terrifying
If they are calm, collected, not swearing and looking you right in the eye you better pray they are merciful even if you’re atheist because otherwise they will not spare you the dignity.
(via clockwork-mockingbird)

