6 Women Respond Perfectly To Old-School Sex Advice
In a new video for Glamour, six women reacted to old-school, sexist dating advice pulled from different advice columns and books in the years 1680 all the way up to to 1984. The results are undeniably hilarious and cringe-worthy.A whole lotta nope.
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”THIS IS THE STUFF THAT TUMBLR NEEDS MORE OF
Having a bad day? Tiny turtle will make it better. ♥
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Watch: Ahmed Mohamed speaks out about being arrested
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My SFF TV show concept.
Seemingly-normal small town is, in fact, normal!
But it’s surrounded on all sides by all those other small towns, and it’s where the courthouse is.
“You know how half the people from that seaside town always say the other half look a bit…off? Queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, starry eyes? Well, we’ve finally got a discrimination case.”
“Alien mind control isn’t usually admissible, but if you can get one of their psy-beam operators to testify as an expert then we’ll talk.”
“I’m not signing a search warrant based on a dream you had, no matter how many people had the same one!”
“That case out of Punxsutawney has been on today’s docket every day for months. Did someone leave the groundhog on again?”“Turns out a town made entirely of people who secretly worship Ba’al Berith might have some establishment of religion issues. Who knew?”
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My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed
THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD
it makes me so happy that they have a kitten-sized oxygen mask and what seems to be a “how to save smoke afflicted kittens” contingency plan
Please please, if anyone knows Ahmed or a friend or family, please pass this on. I’m a Freemason and our fraternity has offered to put him through a private school. Please share, pass it on, even message me , I’ll make sure this happens.
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