someonesavedwillgraham:

notcuddles:

Since I know there’s probably a fair amount of you out there who haven’t seen the first three Mad Max movies, I’m here to tell you a li’l secret about them:

All the people complaining about how Max “isn’t the main character” in Fury Road are big ol’ Fake Fanboys cause Max’s primary character trait in literally every movie is “I hate this, why is it happening, please leave me alone to brood in the desert in peace”. 

He’s much more the central focus of the plot in the first movie but in Road Warrior and Thunder Dome he basically just gets kidnapped or beat up by wankers in weird bondage outfits and spends the rest of the movie trying to leave as soon as possible while other people are like “please solve our absurd post-apocalyptic problems”.  There is not one single point where Max actively seeks out being a hero until it is forced upon him.  He ACTIVELY TELLS PEOPLE WHO ASK HIM FOR HELP to take a hike.

Mad Max himself would like nothing better than to never, ever, ever be the main character.

He would also like for people to stop stealing his fucking car.

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mechinaries:

McGonagall is McGONEagall

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loooska:

*tries to reblog a post*

*accidentally ends up creating 2 new blogs, unfollowing 5 people, following 2 other people, buying a piece of land in antarctica, and causing a global power outage*

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TUMBLR UPDATE WHAT THE FUCK

SOMEONE MAKE THIS STOP.  THIS IS UPSETTING.

*PERFORMED BLOOD RITUAL TO SUMMON THE STAFF TO EXPLAIN THEMSELVES*

halbbluthobbit:

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i like how for once it says “make up wearer” instead of assuming only cis dfab people use make-up good job

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fuckyeahisawthat:

bassfanimation:

fuckyeahisawthat:

rockatanskymax:

“I'll go”

Copying bassfanimation‘s tags:

mmfr, fury road, Capable, her face here, not for a moment does she allow Furiosa to stare her down, nor does she allow her to call this shot, I just think that speaks so much about Capable, this fearsome Imperator with grease on her face, hauling bags of guns and is missing an arm from combat, and Capable is fearless and determined, amazing character moment, and it’s so small you could miss it, she’s so obviously angered and hurt by her friend’s loss too, I still feel that at this moment right here, she’s pissed at Furiosa and maybe slightly blaming her for Angharad, and Furiosa can SEE that in her eyes,DAMMIT THESE WOMEN ARE AMAZING, I love them so much

Her look here + the look she gives Max when she’s bandaging Angharad’s bullet wound…Capable is not here for your bullshit.

I just, her face.  If you take your hands and block out Furiosa and Cheedo, it is the best “Back off” face ever.  The way her eyes literally do not waver from the start to the finish of the scene.  It’s almost directly challenging to Furiosa, who also doesn’t look away.  She used to these types of challenges from others, but I’m not sure she expected it here.  Notice how Capable also makes it a point to lean far into Cheedo’s pathway, effectively blocking the space between her and Furiosa.  It’s a direct statement, saying “I will protect them now, and I will not let you, or anyone else, cause another one of them to fall.  Is that clear.”

Tagged: mmfr, fury road, FUCKING, CAPABLE, Y'ALL, my whole world just opened up about this character, this is why anyone who says the Five are not fully fleshed out, you must not be paying attention, cause these women are absolutely awesome in their depth..

Yo…they are totally fleshed out characters, which becomes really clear when you take time to watch them. But, like many things in this movie, a lot of what we learn about them is not delivered through dialogue. So I think it’s easy to miss it if you only see the movie once, because there’s so much to watch and they’re often in the background.

After seeing the movie the first time, I couldn’t keep any of their names straight, so I watched this featurette like 10 times to remember who was who and who did what in the movie. And I was like, “Holy shit, they’re way more active and central to the action than I even noticed the first time around.” And I ended up writing a lot about them in my first review of the movie, because I kept hearing people say that they didn’t think the Wives were very developed characters. Now that seems totally obvious, but there’s so much information in the movie, and so much of it is different from what we’re used to seeing, that it’s easy to miss stuff without repeat viewings.

showgirlsteve:

fairy-trash:

as tomorrow is september first id like to make sure everyone remembers not to make jokes about Wake Me Up When September Ends

to clarify if you don’t know:

-the song is about Billie Joe’s father’s death

-he has repeatedly requested that people leave it alone, and yet people persist in joking about it, including tweeting directly at him about it

-don’t be an asshole and make jokes about it

-September 1st is the perfect day to make hogwarts express jokes instead!

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tomhardyvariations:
“ g'day! the first of many awards to come…
“ International Film Critics Vote ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Year’s Best Film
George Miller’s Mad Max: Fury Road is the surprise choice for best film of the year, as chosen by the International...

tomhardyvariations:

g'day! the first of many awards to come…

International Film Critics Vote ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Year’s Best Film

George Miller’s Mad Max: Fury Road is the surprise choice for best film of the year, as chosen by the International Federation of Film Critics (Fipresci).

Miller beat out the other three Fipresci finalists for the best film honor: Laszlo Nemes’ Son Of Saul, Hou Hsiao-hsien’s The Assassin and Jafar Panahi’s Taxi. The 2015 Fipresci best film award was selected from films which had their premiere after July 1, 2014. 493 Fipresci members – all international film critics - voted for the award.

“You could have knocked me over with a feather!,” said Miller in a statement. “It’s lovely to have this great cohort of critics acknowledge our collective labors in this way.”

Miller will receive the Fipresci Grand Prix at the San Sebastian film festival on Sept. 18, whereMad Max: Fury Road will also get a special gala screening.

Since its creation in 1999, the Fipresci Grand Prix has been awarded to such directors as Michael Haneke, Paul Thomas Anderson, Jean-Luc Godard and Pedro Almodovar. (hollywoodreporter.com)

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After Donald Trump loses in the election and Bernie sanders wins

  • Obama: Now back to this bitch who had a lot to say about me during the election, Trump WHAT'S GOOD?!?!?
lycanthropuns:
“ King’s Cross today. Wizards and witches only. I wanna cry.
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lycanthropuns:

King’s Cross today. Wizards and witches only. I wanna cry.

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