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teacrumps:

vickythepixie:

mihael5sos:

so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is

COVER YOUR SHOULDERS WITH KNIVES

Shoulder blades.

(Source: georgeweasly, via clockwork-mockingbird)

Tags: basically sums it up america yep

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This blog will not be posting jumpscares this Halloween season.

kawaii-potato56:

but it will be posting updates from the skeleton war meme so watch out

(Source: exohplanet, via academicfeminist)

Tags: YEAH MAN JUMP SCARES SUCK BUT THIS BITCH IS READY FOR THE SKELETON WAR

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thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

(Source: playmobilbarbudo, via clockwork-mockingbird)

Tags: WONDER WOMAN QUEEN

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sandandglass:

The Nightly Show, August 10, 2015

Exactly! Everyone I know in the US keeps telling me haha, it’s so ridiculous, he’ll never get elected. From a country that has Harper in office and elected Rob Ford as a mayor… It’s not so funny. It could actually happen. This overcooked potato has a shot at running your country. That’s some scary, scary stuff.

(via bonehandledknife)

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hermiola:

Because mission banter is the best banter.

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

Tags: clintasha otp: budapest MY SHIP I'LL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME AOU YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP ME

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"In one timeline we kiss but the stars don’t come down. In another you set a world on fire for me but I perish in the flames. Another and we’re strangers on a busy street, brushing by close enough to send each other reeling off balance but not stopping. Somewhere there’s a final space where your hand on my face is the punchy climax to an epic saga, where the way our mouths meet takes the breath right out of people’s throats. One universe has us right, of all the millions stacked on millions. So it’s not this one. I can live with that. The world is full of wonders and a hundred years ago the moon was too much to dream of touching. Look how far we’ve come. Turn over your shoulder and just look. Maybe we’ll come across each other at the turning of the century, racing across the breaches between worlds. I’ll build my life on that maybe."

— elisabeth hewer (via elisabethhewer)

(Source: elisabethhewer, via elisabethhewer)

Tags: writing gorgeous writing fucking gorgeous

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Love without Sex

mild-madness:

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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The writer’s blessing:

ramoorebooks:

May you write 1,500 words with ease. May your characters be lively and not cardboard. May you need little editing. May your muse visit you as soon as you sit. May the Internet not distract you much. May your phone lie dormant while you write.

(via dyinghistoric)

Tags: YES PLEASE THANK YOU WRITING

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polariiize:

i am mutuals with some high quality blogs and i don’t even know how that happened bc my blog is trash

(via thepainofthesass)

Tags: YES

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i need other people to be online i’m trying to procrastinate here.

Tags: admin post