Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

hipsonlou:

When you read a completed fanfiction with a realistic plot and in-character characters

(via adelindschade)

Job AUs

cup-of-hot-coffee:

General

• ‘Hey bastard this store is already closed oh wait you’re hot never mind please do come in’ AU
  
• ‘I’m on the verge of tears because of a rude customer and you step in and stand up for me’ AU
  
• ‘I can feel you silently judging me as you ring up my purchases I swear I’m not using these for their intended purpose’ au
  
• ‘Why does this cost TEN DOLLARS THIS IS AN OUTRAGE’ AU
  

Hairdresser AU

• ‘You’re my regular customer and I’m in love with the feel of your hair’ AU
  
• “Rumor has it that you’re a hairdresser with magic fingers and you can fix any bad hair day so that’s why I’m here’ AU
  

Gift store AU

• ‘Why the fuck are you choosing that for a gift to your crush’ AU
  

• ‘You walk in and offer to pay me to wrap your gifts’ AU

Florist AU

• ‘I work as a florist and every day you walk in, buy one flower and give it to me’ AU
  

• ‘I work part-time in a flower shop and you keep asking me about what this flower means in flower language and I honestly don’t know so you end up giving me a lesson’ AU

Jewellery shop AU

• 'You walk in and ask for the most expensive piece are you loaded to the gills what the fuck man’ AU
  
• ‘I’m the employee and this is the first time ever I’ve met you but you buy me a necklace saying the gem compliments my eyes’ AU
  

Coffee Shop AU

• I write a bad pick up line on your cup every time I’m your barista’ AU
  
• 'You’re the customer and you get back at me for all the times I’ve spelt your name wrong by mispronouncing my name in increasingly horrible ways’ AU
  
• 'You’re really short and cute and you buy a cup of black coffee every morning but you make weird faces as you sip it and you never finish your drink are you trying to look mature or something’ AU
  
• 'Should I be concerned about how much caffeine you’re taking in’ AU

Bakery AU

• 'Your love of strawberry shortcake really doesn’t match your appearance but i still think that’s really cute’ AU
  

• 'Every morning you walk in and inhale deeply then walk back out seriously just buy something already’ AU 

Drug Store/Chemist AU

• 'You embarrassedly place your items into the counter so I call a price check just to make you feel more awkward, but it turns out one of your items were actually overpriced’ AU

Bartender AU

• 'You’re the bartender and you catch someone slipping something into my drink’ AU
  
• ‘I ask you to concoct something from all the ingredients on the list i gave you and it ends up tasting so horrible and wrong that i can’t stop laughing’ AU
  

Teacher AU

• We’re both teachers and at the end of the year we compare how many gifts we’ve received from students and you’ve won for the past three years’ AU
  
• 'Romeo and Juliet of the math and english dept. in school’ AU
  

Writer AU

• I’m a writer and when it gets close to my deadlines I neglect taking care of myself so you’ll pop in my house every so often to make sure I’m doing okay’ AU

Fast food Chain AU

• ‘You just ordered a smile and I look at you like you’re batshit insane before bursting out into laughter’ AU
  

• ‘You’re an employee and I have a crush on you so when you hand me the soft serve I accidentally grab it by the ice cream instead of the cone’ AU
  

• ‘We have a free refill policy for soft drink and you’ve prepared several empty bottles what the fuck’ AU
  

Corner Shop AU

• ‘I see you come in here every day to buy the same drink and one day I leave a message on the bottle’ AU
  
• ‘You run in looking really panicked and you ask for 6 gallons of milk why’ AU
  

 

Restaurant AU

• ‘You’re a famous critique and I’m a server and I get so nervous that I trip and spill the dish all over you’ AU
  
• ‘You’ve always been a good cook so I encouraged your start your own restaurant and seven years down the track you own one of the most successful businesses’ AU
  

Idol/Manger AU

• ‘I’m your manager and holy shit you have crazy fans’ AU
  
• ‘You’re an idol and you got the lead role in a romance drama and you practice at my expense’ AU
  
• ‘Can you please act appropriately do you know just how many of your fuck ups I’ve had to cover up last week’ AU 

Firefighter AU

• ‘You’ve just been saved from a burning building and you’re begging to go back in to save your pet cat’ AU
  
• “No that’s impossible how the fuck did you manage to get it to catch fire?!” AU
  

Sex Line Operator AU

• ‘I called you because I was curious and wow you have a very soothing voice can you please sing me to sleep’ AU
  
• ‘I have a very cute neighbour and very thin walls and one day I call you and err your moans are very synchronised with my neighbour’s’ AU
  

And Finally:

• You’re a drug lord and I think I’ve just walked into your drug den’ AU
  

sorry not sorry

(via fuckyeahsterekaus)

Two non-offensive alternatives to the term “spirit animal”

selchieproductions:

• Daemon - The only one you’re appropriating is Pullman and by appropriating Pullman you’re upsetting no-one, save possibly the Pope.

• Patronus - Wizards everywhere are more than willing to lend you this term and the geekiness is an added bonus. I just read that geeks are sexy, or so the Metro, so, there you go, a patronus is clearly your next ascribed accessory. 

(via hellsatmyfeet)

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.

bacheloret:

misguided-ghost21:

cnae-sayhey:

I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me

And So It Is.

and so it is.

(Source: raychillster, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

pathosohso:

awfullydull:

ilookextremelygood:

just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

Normalize vocalizing discomfort.

Last weekend, a guy that at that point I’d known for about 24 hours called me “darling“. I could tell he didn’t mean anything by it, but I (politely) asked that he not do that because I don’t like it. He looked surprised and got a little defensive - “oh, I call all my friends that!“ “Okay, well I’d still rather you didn’t“ “oh well harumph harumph sorry”

whereas the exchange should have gone

“blah blah blah, darling“

“oh please don’t call me that, I don’t care for that“

“oh I’m sorry, I won’t do that“ CONTINUE CONVERSATION

Normalize vocalizing discomfort.

Yep yep yep. I’ve literally had people give me weird looks because I correct them when they try to shorten my name. My own family members don’t call me by any nickname.

(via adelindschade)