i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
he’s perfect
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
Read that. Read that now.
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
y’all make jokes about what a lame power phasing is but like. kitty could rip your heart out of your chest.
or phase an object through your skull
but instead she uses her power to phase a giant bullet THROUGH THE ENTIRE EARTH
please don’t underestimate kitty pryde she is fucking hardcore
(Source: queerweiss, via clockwork-mockingbird)
Wow
Happy Presidents’ Day
Shit they leave out of the textbook #4838821Can I get a citation on this?
I would like a citation on this because this seems like the kind of sh*t tumblr makes up to go “omg white people are trash all their faves are trash smh”
As was popular in that era, dentures were made of ivory as well as other people’s teeth. Although teeth were harvested (gruesome word to use here) from dead people, it was not uncommon for poor people and slaves to seek monetary compensation for giving up their teeth (see: Les Miserables). George Washington had several sets of dentures. Indeed one set contained teeth from his slaves, but he paid them money for their teeth. In fact, Washington paid his slaves money for doing extra work outside their expected duties which would sometimes allow them to purchase their freedom. History is fun to cite to gain understanding of the world we live in, but only when done correctly. In failing to point out the monetary compensation part of teeth pulling, the OP makes it sound like Washington forcibly took the teeth of his slaves. Editorial history is dangerous.
:^)
(Source: black-culture, via adelindschade)
sometimes I forget that Americans have to pay for university upfront like what the fuck is that are u guys ok
no
Someone save us.
(Source: mcdyke, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
So Disney, since you’re gonna make Frozen 2… I just wanna remind you of a few things.
- Same-sex marriage is now legal.
- Almost everyone thinks Elsa is gay and wants her love interest to be female.
- IDINA MENZEL WANTS THIS TOO!
- You’re a company who has been actively supportive of the LGBTQ community for years, so NO BACKING DOWN NOW!
*chanting* LESBIAN DISNEY PRINCESS LESBIAN DISNEY PRINCESS
LESBIAN DISNEY QUEEN
LESBIAN DISNEY QUEENIf Elsa isn’t a lesbian I’m filing a fucking lawsuit
Interestingly, if you look at the lesbian couples who’ve been showing up in children’s cartoons lately, they always seem to be colour-coded red and blue. Korra and Asami, Ruby and Sapphire - take your pick, really.
And, you know, Elsa’s fashion sense strongly favours blue.
All I’m saying is, if the promotional material for Frozen 2 ends up featuring a girl who dresses predominantly in red (fire powers optional), keep your eye on her.
*Chants in the tune of the bill nye theme song* GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
(Source: amazoniankryptonian, via clockwork-mockingbird)
FANCASTING: Atlantis: The Lost Empire
Milo Thatch: Andrew Garfield
‘Kids’ Kidagakash: Zoe Saldana
Commander Rourke: Tommy Lee Jones
Helga Sinclair: Charlize Theron
Audrey Ramirez: Francia Raisa
Dr. Joshua Sweet: Terry Crews
‘Vinny’ Santorini: John Turturro
Gaetan ‘The Mole’: Timothy Spall
Mrs. Packard: Helen Mirren
King Kashekim Nedakh: Morgan Freeman
(inspired by a-mouterus post –> http://a-mouterus.tumblr.com/post/108387502572/atlantis-the-lost-empire-live-action-fancast )
Yes. I’ll take one of this, please.
*whips out check book* I will empty my fucking bank account.
(via dyinghistoric)
IM DYING
This is singlehandedly the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website
😂😂😂😂😂
(Source: mooseblogtimes, via clockwork-mockingbird)
buddy cop movie with hayley atwell and idris elba as unlikely partners and dwayne the rock johnson as the bakery owner who witnesses a violent crime in the alley behind his shop and has to be protected
#what do you mean you don’t know how to punch? you’re jacked dude! #hey making dough isn’t easy! these are the result of grating carrots for carrot cake!
(via captainofalltheships)I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW
(Source: showgirlsteve, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
What I understand about Mad Max: Fury Road from tumblr (i havent seen it yet sadly)
-Max is Dad who is either angry or confused and is tired of people taking his things
-Furiosa is basically badass female jesus to the wives. Also much cool.
-The wives are also badass and are adorable
-Grandmas can be badasses too
-Nux is sinnamon roll who becomes cinnamon roll
-Slit is lizard
-Immortan Joe is satan
-Morsov is mediocre
-Coma isn’t here for war, he’s here for the gig
You hit the nail on the head
(Source: cloakedgalaxy, via bonehandledknife)
Vodka Tia Moran
