timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

saturdaymorning:
“ carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
“ honestly yes and I rly don’t see this spread around enough outside of quirky movies that show a shot of a planned parenthood reception desk condom basket: do NOT have insertion sex with flavored...

saturdaymorning:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

honestly yes and I rly don’t see this spread around enough outside of quirky movies that show a shot of a planned parenthood reception desk condom basket: do NOT have insertion sex with flavored condoms!!!

I need all the people who see this to spread it around and tell ur friends and family like seriously. I didn’t even learn this til I was out of high school bc public school sex-ed is garbage.

flavored condoms are ONLY for oral sex. the reason it’s flavored is for ur mouth to enjoy. never put a flavored condom in ur vagina or ur anus, you will be at extreme risk of infection. the only hole that flavored condoms should be anywhere near is ur mouth.

I had no idea…. Jesus. I feel like every day I learn something new I should’ve been taught YEARS ago.

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

lastlips:

misscherry:

beloved-rose:

Teen With Epilepsy Has A Seizure When Her Service Dog Is Distracted

This article is too important for me to just post a link that you probably won’t click through to read.  THIS is why you DO NOT EVER pet service dogs.  They are working and it can mean serious injury or even death if you are distracting them from doing their job.

Yo, I actually learned that you shouldnt pet service dogs from a lady who trains them.

Important

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

teslamarcia:

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Sometimes, your fans can be worse than the people who hate you.

I can’t believe that this is a thing. I seriously CANNOT believe that this is a thing and is happening.

This is, by far, one of the WORST things a fandom could ever do.

What gives a complete stranger the right to harass a famous person’s significant other?

Especially a youtuber’s?

It’s downright disgusting and pitiful when a fan attacks the wife/girlfriend of a famous internet personality.

Calling them names.

Belittling their contributions to the fandom of their significant other.

SENDING THEM FUCKING DEATH THREATS.

If you get joy from harassing these poor women, then you are a horrible person and not a true fan.

(Source: mcsqu1bb, via clockwork-mockingbird)

stumplettes:

SAY IT AGAIN

(via adelindschade)

curlyfoxxx:

huffingtonpost:

A Cop Killed A White Teen And The #AllLivesMatter Crowd Said Nothing

On the evening of July 26, Zachary Hammond pulled into the parking lot of a Hardee’s in Seneca, South Carolina. Seated next to him was a young woman who had arranged to meet someone there to sell a bag of weed. It’s unclear what Hammond knew about the transaction, but neither the 19-year-old nor his passenger had any idea that the buyer was actually an undercover police officer. Moments later, another officer fatally shot Hammond.

?????????

(Source: huffpost, via bonehandledknife)

carazelaya:

micdotcom:

Jeb Bush defunded Planned Parenthood and now Florida is one of the worst states for women’s health

In 2001, Gov. Jeb Bush cut $302,843 for family planning services for poor women through Planned Parenthood in Florida. Now, 25% of women in Florida are uninsured. More than 20% of women in Florida report being in fair or poor health. 20% of Floridian women have no access to a personal doctor or health care provider. And the stats get only more depressing from there.

Story time: I have several lumps in my breasts. Because of our current governor (Voldemort himself, Rick Scott) if you fall into the unfortunate category of not-making enough money and your employer doesn’t provide healthcare to part time workers, you “get” a legal exemption from not having health insurance from the ACA. It was fucking terrible. To get my breasts checked, for the very real possibility of me having breast cancer (it runs in my family), I would have had to pay a thousand dollars. 

Planned Parenthood did the screenings for me for less than $30, which they let me pay in installments. There were other local health centers in my area, none anywhere near as affordable as PP. The lumps in my breasts were benign, but the week leading to my screening was one long anxiety attack, because I thought I had cancer. I couldn’t eat. I couldn’t sleep. 

At that same screening they set me up with birth control that would moderate the pain levels for my period, and gave me free condoms to ensure I had all my bases covered in regards to my sex life.

Planned Parenthood allowed me to have a clear conscience health wise so that I could keep succeeding in school, and working at my two jobs. Planned Parenthood contributed in allowing me to be a more educated part of my community, and a person who actively contributed to the American economy.

That, among many other reasons, is why I firmly stand with Planned Parenthood. 

(Source: mic.com, via adelindschade)

urieking:

im at my friends house, she’s pretty rich. like really rich. but we have been friends for like 12 years. But she tells me to order pizza and that she will pay. So hell yeah ll oder pizza. She said she will be right back she has to go to the store and tosses a small box at me. She said there should be enough for a tip in there. and that she wouldn’t care if i pocketed the rest, its just been sitting around anyways.

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im a bit confused but figure there is money inside so whatever

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what the fuck thats a lot for pizza.

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WHAT THE FUCK SHE TOSSED $2,000 AT ME LIKE IT WAS NO BIG DEAL FOR ME TO ORDER PIZZA BTCH IM BUYING ME 6 PIZZAS AND TAKING 5 HOME SO I CAN ACTUALLY EAT FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

BITCH! THIS PIZZA DUDE GETTING THE BEST DAMN TIP OF THEIR LIFE 

YOU KNOW WHAT IM TAKING THAT PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON OUT FOR A FUCKING PARTY. YOU FUCKING TOSS THIS AT ME YOU DAMN WELL KNOW IM GOING TO GO BUY ME A HOUSE AND PAY OFF STUDENT LOANS AND INVEST IN THE STOCK MARKET AND BUY SOME GOLD AND SAVE SOME RARE WILD LIFE AND HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO NOT ONLY BE SET FOR RETIREMENT BUT TAKE THAT FUCKING PIZZA PERSON OUT FOR THE NIGHT OF THEIR LIFE.

(Source: punkvag, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)