fairykiid:
sonneillonv:
americanbreadsticks:
BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLY
BERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATES
BERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON
Hillary is dropping in the polls and Bern keeps selling out entire auditoriums (much to his surprise, poor cinnamon bun). Bernie is electable!
Can we get sources on this? I’m voting for him regardless but for others who r more hesitant
(Source: drybreadsticks, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
whoopsrobots:
When they say ‘stop’, you stop.
When they say ‘maybe’, you get ready to stop.
When they say ‘go’, you go.
And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.
For example, if they say ‘stop’ or ‘maybe’ and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.
MY truck.
I will run you over.
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
attract:
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
shotasezaki:
boomer-rowdyruff:
siren-stuff:
“Warnings: Major character death—”

“Half of your OTP x OC—”

“Unfinished. Last time updated: 358451 years a—”

“Starts with your OTP—

—but eventually NOTP”

I LAUGHED IN TEARS ON THE FOURTH ONE
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
brosequartz:
hellm0uths:
*pulls up to the fanfic drive-thru window* uh yeah, i’ll take a fake relationship with a side of mutual pining and thinking the other isn’t interested, thanks
“would you like to super size that to a 50k incomplete?”
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
storiesandskye:
izzy-lunday:
withlightning:
brutus-is-bae:
storiesandskye:
i will be forever grateful that of all the deaths in Harry Potter, Professor McGonagall was not one of them.
#professor mcgonagall cant die when the reaper comes for her she just stares at them and they apologize and walk away (via)
death: let’s see, who’s next–oh NOOO…. *groans but goes to mcgonagall*
Death: professor, I’m afraid……I’m here to tell you…..
Mcgonagall: *glares over spectacles at death*
Death: that–oh never mind! Happy 189th birthday Minerva. Goodbye
this one wins
(Source: storiesandskies-deactivated, via thepainofthesass)