- The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.
- Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don't you leave science to the scientists.
- 97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.
- Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.
Watch: This whole interview is honestly so refreshing
I love this. And it looks like Mark totally knows what they’re doing and he’s slightly proud.
You know that post going around that says one of the Chrises should take all the sexist questions directed toward Scarlett? And how Ruffalo saw that post and said “I’m in” or something like that?
Yeah, he’s putting his money where his mouth is. He’s taking the sexist questions meant for Scarlett
God I love this man
(Source: mic.com, via adelindschade)
somebody once trolled me, successfully rickroll’d me
im not the sharpest n00b in the thread…
I was typing kind of dumb WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON.
i bet u thought this post was finally dead
well the memes start coming, and they dont stop coming
fed up with these fools and their back-and-forth punning
#didn’t make sense not to post for fun#your blog gets followers but your posts get none
(Source: ewonenaellav, via lupinatic)
you are not obligated to
- be someone’s counselor and help them with all their problems if its bad for your mental health
- be there for someone 24/7
- remain friends with someone who emotionally drains you
- maintain negative relationships because you’ve been close for so long, because you’re related, or anything else
- do anything that makes you unhappy or puts your health at risk
(via punkrockpatroclus)
“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do
“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over
“Fuck OFF!!!” I shout at the thing i have attempted and failed to pick up 4 times in a row.
“I am going to murder you and dance on your grave,” I tell the inanimate object that is actually functioning correctly but I cannot figure out how to use.
“Please stop punishing me. Is this because I was visiting the computer shop yesterday? I swear I am not cheating on you! I was just buying new cables!” I sob at the PC that has a minor glitch
“Pull this shit again, I dare you,” I snarl at my router as it boots me off the internet.
One more bit of adulting advice
Don’t hate-read. You know what I’m talking about. Are there blogs or people who automatically make you clench your jaw and roll your eyes? Or always trigger a reaction of “Oh dear angels and spirits, not them/this AGAIN?” Stop reading their stuff. Don’t seek it out, no matter how much ranty entertainment you feel it may be.
Hate-reading is a drain of your time and energy.
(Note: I am posting this as a REMINDER TO MYSELF, because I fall into that trap, too.)
(via dubiousculturalartifact)
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
saying things to children is like playing the world’s riskiest game of telephone
(Source: capsiclesteve, via adelindschade)
