• I look like a cinnamon roll but i could probably kill you: Steve Rogers
  • I look like i could kill you but i am actually a cinnamon roll: Bucky Barnes
  • I look like a cinnamon roll and i really am a cinnamon roll: Sam Wilson
  • I look like i could kill you and i'm really gonna kill you: Natasha Romanoff

The signs as hot nicknames

  • Babygirl: virgo, leo, taurus capricorn
  • Kitten: scorpio, gemini, aries, cancer
  • Babe *kinda has to be said with raspy morning voice*: sagittarius, libra, aquarius, pisces
  • Donald Trump: Mexicans are rapists!!
  • The Media: But is there some element of truth to that statement?
  • Bernie Sanders: College tuition is free in Germany, even for citizens of other countries. It’s also free in Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Ireland and Mexico. Why can't we offer the same sort of privilege?
  • The Media: WhAT is this cRAZy man trying to DESTROY our country and our values. How DARE he???? Just disgusting. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

urulokid:

leradny:

leizycat:

I WOULD have reblogged this really cool thing I read about Mad Max: Fury Road, if the person hadn’t called it a “feminist” movie.

Yes, it was a very good movie, and it had many strong female characters, but it was not a feminist movie.

It’s not yours. it wasn’t made for you. Just because you enjoyed it doesn’t make it “feminist”.

Was it advertised as feminist? No. Was it MADE to be feminist? No. As a matter of fact, Charlize (Furiosa) even said “ George [Miller] didn’t have a feminist agenda up his sleeve” - and despite her pushing Mad Max as a feminist movie, it wasn’t one. It was just a good move.

Fuck off. Seriously.

ummmmmmmm, just on logic terms this is completely nonsensical

say you never intended to throw a ball into a basket but it lands there anyway and everyone’s like “THAT WAS SUCH A GREAT FREE THROW”, would you react with such vitriol and say “FUCK OFF BASKETBALL FANS, I NEVER INTENDED IT TO BE A FREE THROW”

like what is so wrong with fury road being appreciated for respecting women??? we’re not trying to grab it away from you, we’re just saying “so mad max respects women and we, as feminists, REALLY ENJOY IT THANK YOU GEORGE MILLER.”

[rubs my icky GIRL hands all over mad max fury road] this is MINE now

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  • charlize theron: this is an incredibly feminist movie
  • tom hardy: it’s a total empowerment of women. it's about fucking time, honestly
  • george miller: [hires feminist consultant as a part of the crew] i can't help but be a feminist
  • questionable men: maD MAX?? FEMINSTI??? GET YOUR MITTS OF MY GRUB HOW DARE YOU

primarybufferpanel:

youkaiyume:

Did Someone say… TRADING PAINT?!

I told bassfanimation that I’d do it so I did. *whispers* you didn’t think I’d do it did you?

Truthfully I just wanted to draw Toast and Capable shouting stupid innuendos at Max and Furiosa. And Furiosa giving zero fucks. Hooray for car slang!

And BONUS ACE! Because he’s totally alive and not dead and shut up im not listening to logic lalala.

cameo boltcutter sigil on Furiosa’s belt for primarybufferpanel cuz I thought it was a nice replacement for the skull.

*SLAMS on the reblog button*

There is nothing about this I do not love (and of course Ace is alive)

duskenpath:

fanaticalqueergeek:

yotoob:

yotoob:

yotoob:

We’ve bought a new house. And our new next door neighbours (two delightful gentlemen) will not stop being nice. 

- bought us a seagull proof refuse bag (yes, they are actual things)

- loaned us garden tools when we didn’t have any

- invited us around for Friday night drinks so we could meet the other people on the lane

- one of them brought me a bunch of sweetpea flowers that he’d picked from his garden

- and tomorrow he’s coming to cut our hedge for us with his electric hedge trimmer thing idk, and all I have to do is hold the ladder.

Basically, I am UNSETTLED and am now having to enter into an arms race of niceness and I am already so behind oh god.

Long story short - I just baked a lemon drizzle cake, and it looks great but I can’t even eat it because MR AND MR NICE MUST RECEIVE AN OFFERING.

ABSOLUTE CRISIS I GAVE THEM THE LEMON DRIZZLE AND THEN THEY INVITED ME IN TO HAVE A SLICE AND A COFFEE WITH THEM AND GAVE ME A TOUR OF THEIR HOUSE AND LET ME HOLD THEIR PUPPY. AND THEN THEY CAME AROUND TO HELP ME BAG UP THE HEDGE CLIPPINGS. THESE MEN ARE NICENESS PROS AND I CANNOT WIN.

HELP WE HAD AN HOUR LONG POWER CUT ON THE STREET AND IN THAT TIME THE OTHER MR NICE CAME AROUND WITH MATCHES AND CANDLES ‘JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN’T HAVE ANY’. IT WAS BARELY DARK.

BASTARDS - I’M GOING TO HAVE TO HOST A DINNER PARTY AREN’T I?

The Gay Agenda, everyone. 

this is fucking i n c r e d i b l e

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  • me every time i make a mistake: well at least i'm not one of the publishers who rejected harry potter

SEND ME A SHIP AND A NUMBER AND I’LL WRITE A SHORT FIC

ashaqueenasha:

molliehooper:

  1. soulmates au
  2. childhood best friends au
  3. teacher/student au
  4. teacher/single parent au
  5. one night stand and falling pregnant au
  6. meeting at a coffee shop au
  7. fake relationship au
  8. roommates au
  9. meeting online au
  10. high school popular kid/nerd au
  11. partners in crime au
  12. writer and editor au
  13. co-stars au
  14. lab partners au
  15. meeting in the E.R/A&E au
  16. brand new neighbours au
  17. meeting at a party whilst drunk au
  18. waking up with amnesia au
  19. parents meeting when they take their kids to class au
  20. dysfunctional relationship au
  21. best friends sibling au 
  22. two miserable people meeting at a wedding au
  23. meeting on a train ride au
  24. literally bumping into each other au
  25. librarian/avid reader au
  26. sitting on the same park bench au
  27. meeting at a support group au
  28. knocking on the wrong door au
  29. going away to war au
  30. tourist/knowledgeable local au
  31. doctor/companion au
  32. celebrity/fan au
  33. meeting at a masquerade ball au
  34. one of them trying to get the other one off of drugs au
  35. living in a society where their love is taboo au
  36. meeting in prison au
  37. cop/person getting a speeding ticket au
  38. long distance relationship au
  39. exes meeting again after not speaking for years au
  40. ghost/living person au
  41. star-crossed lovers au
  42. falling in love with their best friend’s partner au
  43. one of them being diagnosed with a terminal illness au
  44. pretending to hate each other au
  45. nanny/single parent au
  46. meeting at a festival au
  47. meeting again at a high school reunion au
  48. boss/intern au
  49. going through a divorce au

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Tags: aus writing

bellarmyblake:

wemakeourownmovies:

assassinregrets:

the main difference between the women’s cup and the men’s cup is that when the ladyballers fall down they just get up and carry on playing instead of sobbing dramatically as though their limb was severed by a combine harvester

reminds me of this absolute gem:

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that was so satisfying to read

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