Straight men are the single most ridiculous creatures to ever walk the surface of this planet.
The only thing more laughable than this body of text are the list of ‘flaws’ that follow.
'It's fun when we do it! It's bad when they do it. It hurts us! There is no possibility that it hurts them.'
*FANTASIZING OVER CHRIS EVANS/SEBASTIAN STAN/ANTHONY MACKIE/MISHA COLLINS/IDRIS ELBA INTENSIFIES 1000x*
#this is why when women write slash #or when women think about 2 dudes kissing #it’s treated as garbage #because the idea of a women controlling that narrative #EVEN WHEN SHE TAKES HERSELF OUTTA THE EQUATION #is treated as the most fucked up weirdness #but men get away with self-insert celebrity fantasies bc they are ‘normal’ #gimme a fucking break
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