“Hey, evolution! What are you—oh. Whoa. What’s, um—what’s the deal with this helmeted friarbird? It looks kind of… well… I guess it looks kind of grim.”
“Hmm.”
“I mean, I’m sure you know what you’re doing and everything, but…”
“Mmm-hmm.”
“But don’t you think it’s a little ominous? Maybe you could add a bit more color.”
"Hmm.”
“Or some fancy tail feathers!”
"Mmm.”
“Just something to liven it up a bit, you know?”
“Hmm.”
“Somehow it doesn’t seem like you’re into that idea.”
“Death is coming.”
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