Head of Store "You guys can't play music on overnights anymore. The customers complained about offensive lyrics."

Manager "Aw, what? We were careful to play censored stuff too."

Me "WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. What if we played music without lyrics?"

Head of Store "That's fine."

Coworker "Yeah but I don't really like a lot of classical-"

Me *runs to the break room and grabs iPod. Returns with scary grin*

Manger "I'm afraid."

Me *fires up Vitamin String Quartet playlist*

Head of Store "Are you serious..."

Manager "LOOPHOLE FOR THE WIIIIIIN!"

(And we listened to VSQ all night.)