• Head of Store: "You guys can't play music on overnights anymore. The customers complained about offensive lyrics."
  • Manager: "Aw, what? We were careful to play censored stuff too."
  • Me: "WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE. What if we played music without lyrics?"
  • Head of Store: "That's fine."
  • Coworker: "Yeah but I don't really like a lot of classical-"
  • Me: *runs to the break room and grabs iPod. Returns with scary grin*
  • Manger: "I'm afraid."
  • Me: *fires up Vitamin String Quartet playlist*
  • Head of Store: "Are you serious..."
  • Manager: "LOOPHOLE FOR THE WIIIIIIN!"
  • (And we listened to VSQ all night.)