• me when i'm driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn't your license revoked i s2g
  • me when i'm driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it's not a race and you're not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

Tags: THIS is called 'actor-observer bias' which basically means that when you're doing it it's justified and when someone else is doing it they're a moron/reckless/a dickhead don't feel too guilty the vast vast vast majority of humanity does it in one form or another this has been a psych crash course with words-writ-in-starlight