askinnyblackman

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

tangletots

goose

pyrop

#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

words-writ-in-starlight

IS IT ONLY MIDWEST KIDS WHO KNEW THIS THEIR WHOLE LIVES?  I don’t know about y'all, but my mom was like “and this is why you don’t fuck with geese, because ducks are cute and friendly and a goose will RIP OUT YOUR INNARDS AND DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE.”  

I come from a strange family.

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