friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman

THERES A TON OF SCREAMING AND YELLING OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT I DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING IT SOUNDS LIKE A HOARD OF DINOSAUR-GOAT HYBRIDS BEING SLAUGHTERED IM TOO SCARED TO LOOK OUTSIDE OH MY GOD

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman

turns out I forgot I live next to an elementary school and I’m not used to being home in the middle of the day when they have recess.

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman

I hate all of you for reblogging this