loosinmynoodles:
“ dedicationtrumpsinspiration:
“ 1st-ave:
“ royalxantoinettexblue:
“ • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
• eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
• eating chocolate does not give...

loosinmynoodles:

dedicationtrumpsinspiration:

1st-ave:

royalxantoinettexblue:

  • eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
  • eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
  • eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
  • eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
  • eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
  • eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
  • the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
  • eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.

reblogging for the last fact

I’ve been worried about dementor attacks since literally forever.

That’s a really sensual picture of chocolate

(Source: iamdwightakasuperman, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)