alicias-vikander-deactivated201:
”We met, what was it? Ten years ago, at some young, Hollywood party, and uh.. you were in a dark corner.She was all put together, kinda like you are now; her hair all done up, makeup glistening, this beautiful gown, and then she’s wearing these dirty old pair of Converse sneakers. And that image kind of stuck with me. It sort of really represents who she is, to me. You’re like a dirty old shoe, Scarlett. But don’t be fooled, to state the obvious, Scarlett is built like a classic Hollywood movie star - never ending curves, the pouty lips, the golden locks and the smile that will drop you to your knees. However, it is only betrayed by her no nonsense attitude, her sharp wit, and self-deprecating sense of humor that truly defines her alluring charm. And yes - she can drink you under the table.Yes, you stand here sucker, you made me do this! It wasn’t until this past year, that I got to work with her as an actress in a movie called ‘The Avengers’, where my experience with her was nothing less than tremendous-ly awful. For six months, she continuously threw me around, beat me, stepped on me, and wiped the floor with my dignity and self-respect every day,all with a smile on her face. But it was her emotional intelligence and commitment to truth that allowed for me to be a better actor, and as a friend - made me a better man. So today, Scarlett, I congratulate you, and thank you for sharing this remarkable milestone in your life. You get to be immortalized with your hands in the Earth, and your star in the ground, and finally; I can’t wait to step on you, sweetheart.” - Jeremy Renner.
(via anacfranco)
