ilikegusbetterinabuttondown

Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.

orbmanson7

look how many notes this thing has

whycantieatallthesefries

I dont know how many times my mom has said things like that to me.

rebelical

Ur mum wants u to fight dragons????

words-writ-in-starlight

Dude, if my mom wanted me to fight dragons I would be all over that shit.  DRAGONS.  Except I’d probably be like ‘nah, they’re better than people, bye society.’